Random Creepiest Things Ross from Friends Ever Did (17 items)

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  (#1) He Tried to Kiss His Cousin

  Season 7, Episode 19, "The One with Ross and Monica’s Cousin"

  When his cousin stays with him for a couple of days, Ross makes a pass at her. You read that right. He tries to kiss his own cousin.
  
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  (#2) He Lied to Rachel about Getting the Annulment

  Season 6, Episodes 1 to 5

  After they get drunk and married in Vegas, Rachel and Ross decide to get an annulment. He promises to take care of everything, but changes his mind because he doesn’t want to have three failed marriages. Of course, he also lies to Rachel about the whole matter until it's too late and they have to get a divorce. Could he be any creepier? 
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  (#3) He Threw a Memorial Service for Himself

  Season 9, Episode 17, "The One With The Memorial Service"

  When Chandler posts that Ross is dead on their alumni website, Ross gets mad that no one cares about the news. So he proceeds to make Chandler throw a memorial service. Not only that, but when a cute girl shows up, he appears out of nowhere and completely freaks her out. "You sick freak! Who does that?!" she asks. Same.
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  (#4) He Kissed Monica in College

  Season 10, Episode 11, "The One Where the Stripper Cries"

  In his defense, he thought she was Rachel. But seriously, who kisses a girl who had way too much to drink and is currently partially unconscious? Creepy dudes, that’s who. 
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  (#5) He Pretended to Be a Masseur Because Some Girl Was Hot

  Season 7, Episode 2, "The One With Rachel’s Book"

  When one of Phoebe’s massage client’s shows up unexpectedly at his door, Ross lies about being a masseur, thinking she’s the one in need of some rubbing. Joke’s on him, because the appointment was for her dad. Silly Ross. 
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  (#6) He Was a Jealous Freak

  Seasons 1 to 10

  Ross was always the jealous type, but things really got out of hand after Rachel met Mark and got a job at Bloomingdale's. His jealousy was part of the reason they ended up taking a break. Plus, he was also paranoid when he followed Elizabeth to Florida, thought Emily was cheating with Susan, and when Rachel started dating after she had Emma. He hopefully got over his issues once Rachel got off the plane. One can only hope.   
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  (#7) He Basically Treated Mona Like Trash

  Season 8, Episodes 6 to 17

  Mona was a very nice, patient, and reasonable woman. Ross met her at Monica and Chandler’s wedding and they dated for a huge chunk of season 8. During that time Ross acted like the ultimate creep – changing the locks right after he gave her a key, abandoning her at the movies, not telling her he moved in with Rachel, breaking into her apartment after they broke up to recover a sweater. Ugh. 
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  (#8) He Thought Rachel’s Nakedness Was Meant to Entice Him

  Season 5, Episode 23, "The One in Vegas"

  When Rachel starts to dance naked because she’s home alone, Ross sees her from his apartment and instantly assumes she’s doing that for his benefit. He marches over there to perform "the physical act of love," but just ends up humiliated. 
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  (#9) He Dated a Student

  Season 6, Episode 18, "The One Where Ross Dates a Student"

  Being a professor is a huge responsibility – and we’re pretty sure sleeping with students wasn’t part of the job description. But when Elizabeth asks Ross out, she’s just too cute for him to say no. Who cares about the age difference or the fact that the university forbids it? Not only that, but he also follows her to Florida for spring break because he’s jealous and completely unreasonable. At least this creepy relationship led to a guest appearance by Bruce Willis, so it wasn’t all bad.  
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  (#10) He Took a Girl He Just Met Home to Annoy Rachel

  Season 9, Episode 14, "The One Where Monica Sings"

  When he sees Rachel kissing Gavin, Ross gets very jealous. But instead of confronting her, he decides to hit on every woman in the coffee shop until he finds one to take home. All that just to prove that he can see someone as well. Immature? Check. Creepy? Double check. 
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  (#11) He Cheated on Rachel

  Season 3, Episode 15, "The One Where Ross and Rachel Take a Break"

  Break or no break, you don’t sleep with another woman four hours after a huge fight with your girlfriend. Not only did Ross cheat on Rachel, he also spent half of the next episode running around to make sure she would never find out. Not cool. 
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  (#12) He Said the Wrong Name at the Altar

  Season 4, Episode 24, "The One With Ross’s Wedding"

  Sure, he may have still had lingering feelings for Rachel. Who knows? But calling your future wife by the wrong name at the altar is no way to start a successful marriage, Ross. No wonder you get divorced so often.   
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  (#13) He Basically Abandoned His Child

  Seasons: 1 through 10

  When Carol first gave birth to Ben, Ross was portrayed as a loving and caring father. As the series progressed, however, Ben stopped being an important presence in Ross’s life, and only appeared a couple of times in the later seasons. Once Emma was born, Ben was completely left behind and never heard of again. Ross basically got away with being the worst father in sitcom history.  
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  (#14) He Dated Rachel’s Sister

  Season 6, Episode 13, "The One With Rachel’s Sister"

  Ross dates Rachel’s sister Jill, despite all the awkwardness. However, he wins a few bonus points for eventually calling the whole thing off.   
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  (#15) He Started a Rumor About Rachel

  Season 8, Episode 9, "The One With the Rumor"

  Back in high school, Ross and his friend Will were in an "I hate Rachel" club. They didn’t just hang around saying mean things about her, they actually started a rumor that she had both male and female reproductive parts. Apparently, everybody heard it. Even Chandler. 
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  (#16) He Attacked His Friends Just to Prove a Point

  Season 6, Episode 18, "The One With Unagi"

  After Rachel and Phoebe take self-defense classes, he tries to attack them just to prove that they don’t have Unagi - a state of total awareness.  Luckily, those self-defense classes pay off and the girls end up owning Ross. Mic drop. 
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  (#17) He Flirted (VERY) Unsuccessfully

  Season 5, Episode 10, "The One Where Ross Can’t Flirt"

  Trying to prove that he can flirt, Ross makes several passes at the pizza delivery girl. Spoiler alert: he fails miserably. He ends up saying he likes eight-year-old boys and talking about the smell of gas. That’s no way to attract girls. 

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