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  • Otis on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#1) Otis

    • Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut, Superman II, Superman

    His Boss: Lex Luthor

    His Specialty: Intense loyalty to his boss. That’s pretty much it. 

    Why He Should Be Fired: As Luthor’s assistant, Otis screws up everything he attempts to do and is eventually abandoned by his boss. He’s the hefty idiot henchman cliché through and through.

  • Horace and Jasper ('One Hundred and One Dalmatians') on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#2) Horace and Jasper ('One Hundred and One Dalmatians')

    Their Boss: Cruella De Vil

    Their Specialty: They are highly motivated by money, willing to do whatever will make them a buck.

    Why They Should Be Fired: These bumbling crooks don’t trust each other’s plans enough to focus on the job at hand, and wrongly believe themselves to be too smart to be bested by a bunch of dogs. Only in it for the money, they have no true loyalty to Cruella.

  • Smee on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#3) Smee

    • The Adventures of Peter Pan, Neverland, Peter Pan, Peter Pan, Return to Never Land, Neverland, Peter Pan, Hook, Peter Pan

    His Boss: Captain Hook

    His Specialty: Hype man and confidant. The vain Captain Hook enjoys looking all the more dashing beside his bumbling assistant.

    Why He Should Be Fired: Smee is a great sidekick, but not an effective henchman. He is greedy and cowardly, fleeing when there’s a fight.

  • Nathaniel on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#4) Nathaniel

    • Enchanted

    His Boss: Queen Narissa

    His Specialty: Due to his infatuation with the queen, he does anything she asks and accepts his role as her whipping boy.

    Why He Should Be Fired: He is never particularly good at his job, and love is a fickle motivator. Once he realizes his infatuation stems from his insecurity, he turns on his boss and betrays her.

  • Boris Grishenko on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#5) Boris Grishenko

    • GoldenEye

    His Boss: Alec Trevelyan

    His Specialty: Cyber-hacker for the Janus syndicate

    Why He Should Be Fired: He’s the epitome of the dorky but overconfident hacker cliché. He isn’t as good at his job as he believes himself to be, and is way too openly pervy for any office setting. Boris’s hubris is his ultimate downfall.

  • Bob the Goon on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#6) Bob the Goon

    • Batman

    His Boss: The Joker

    His Specialty: Photography

    Why He Should Be Fired: The Joker’s buddy and No. 1 goon is more flourish than substance, and is nothing more than a minor annoyance when it comes to fighting Batman. Ultimately, his loyalty is his downfall, since he's taken out not by Batman, but by Jack Napier himself.

  • Minions on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#7) Minions

    • Home Makeover

    Their Boss: Gru

    Their Specialty: Inventive, fiercely loyal, and hardworking

    Why They Should Be Fired: Minions are cute as can be, but they're also unfocused, impulsive, and have very little self-control.

  • Kronk on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#8) Kronk

    • Kronk's New Groove, The Emperor's New Groove

    His Boss: Yzma

    His Specialty: Muscle. Kronk is jacked, but he's also oafish and ineffective.

    Why He Should Be Fired: Aside from his being a bit bumbling, Kronk also has a conscience - never a good quality in an evil henchman. He refuses to carry out dastardly deeds, and betrays Yzma when she is angered by it.

  • Theo on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#9) Theo

    • Die Hard

    His Boss: Hans Gruber

    His Specialty: Computer whiz/hacker for an international bad guy organization

    Why He Should Be Fired: His cockiness prevents him from seeing how his plans could go wrong. He not only gets knocked out when his getaway car gets smashed, but he also gets punched by a limo driver after the fact. How did this supposed genius not think to scan the parking garage?

  • Count Rugen on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#10) Count Rugen

    • The Princess Bride

    His Boss: Prince Humperdinck

    His Specialty: Expert swordsman who shows no mercy

    Why He Should Be Fired: This sadistic six-fingered man never considers that the boy who watches his father get mercilessly executed in front of him will later seek, and attain, his revenge. His cockiness and lack of foresight makes him a less-than-ideal henchman.

  • Lurtz on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#11) Lurtz

    • The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, Middle-earth

    His Boss: Saruman

    His Specialty: Strength, brutality, and general Orc things

    Why He Should Be Fired: Created for conquest, Lurtz appears imposing, but he's an idiot. He’s the biggest and baddest of his kind, but he has no critical thinking skills whatsoever, which is a major problem for someone intended to lead an army. Plus, he thinks bows are short-range weapons. All brawn and no brains makes Lurtz an ineffective general.

  • Darth Maul on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#12) Darth Maul

    • Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II, Once Upon a Jedi, Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace, Star Wars

    His Boss: Darth Sidious

    His Specialty: Fearless, aggressive fighter

    Why He Should Be Fired: Though he appears menacing, Darth Maul’s overconfidence is the end of him - literally. He'd rather pace back and forth over a defeated enemy while kicking up sparks with his pretty lightsaber than deal the finishing blow. Not realizing that he holds the high ground is how he winds up half the Sith he used to be.

  • Kobayashi on Random Most Useless Henchmen In Movie History

    (#13) Kobayashi

    • The Usual Suspects

    His Boss: Keyser Söze

    His Specialty: Steely resolve

    Why He Should Be Fired: Mr. Kobayashi is a made-up character in a story within the film. Were he a real person, he might be the ideal henchman - but he’s not. 

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The villain can be said to be an extremely critical role in a successful movie, and he can even become a more attractive artistic image than the protagonist. Because the role of justice is mostly the same, but the shadow of evil often has a unique charm. Achieving a classic villain requires many efforts, and the role of a loyal henchman is one of the essential elements.

Every good hechman is also unique, there are many great characters who do their job perfectly. However, the random tool lists 13 of the most useless henchmen in movie history that you must know. 

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