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  • (#11) Family Outs Each Other As Users

    From /u/puddingtoes:

    I was only a toddler at the time but thanksgiving is known as the anniversary of the day my mother, father, and uncle outed one another as [smack users]! Life fell apart fairly rapidly the following year and it has been fun ever since. Thanksgiving is now just a small family affair of myself, my brother, and my guardian grandparents.

  • (#15) Cousin Angry That There Is No Hawaiian Sweet Bread

    From /u/squirmdragon:

    I have a... cousin who came after not being invited and then yelled at everyone because no one brought the “special bread” her son likes and now he’s STARVING. Maybe bring your own Hawaiian sweet bread if that’s the only thing your spawn will eat.

    She then boxed up a large portion of the leftovers and left and was unseen until the next unfortunate family function.

  • (#7) Brother Slapped Sister Over Being Mouthy

    From /u/pinkordie:

    My brother got trashed before the dinner started then slapped me at the table for being a mouthy woman (I asked if he wanted the mashed potatoes for reference) and then ran off to puke.

  • (#6) Mother Wants Everyone To Drink Their Own Urine

    From /u/MyElectricCity:

    My mom dominated the conversation about how everyone should be drinking their pee. For a solid 45 minutes.

    She read in some yoga book about how it cures some infection called "Bali belly" that you get in places like, you guessed it, Bali. But also that it's actually just really helpful for all sorts of sh*t. Went way into detail about how you have to catch it mid-stream of the first pee of the morning, etc.

    By the end she was defending it so thoroughly she said she was going to start tomorrow morning.

    She never did and now denies the conversation lasted more than 5 minutes and that everyone was egging her on.

  • (#12) Atheist Uncle Asked To Lead Prayer

    From /u/sciteacher89:

    My grandmother asks my atheist uncle to say grace. Normally he complies as he knows it's just a thing his mom likes her kids to do. But other conservative uncle has been proselytizing to him all day and telling him he's worried he's going to hell and taking his non-church going kid with him. So instead of saying grace, he starts with, "Dear heavenly Father, please tell (conservative uncle) to take Jesus, Christmas, Easter, and a cross and shove it up his a**." Finishes with an amen. Fisticuffs ensue.

  • (#9) Father Arrested For Tater Toss

    From /u/irishmac3:

    Growing up my dad was a raging alcoholic and my mom was crazy. So dad is drunk after watching football all day and as he ashed his cigarette on his dinner plate, the phone rings. It’s his sister. My mom answers and starts going off about how he’s a drunk POS. Dad unleashes his inner Uncle Rico and throws a pile of taters 40ish feet while seated, and hits my mom in the face, sticking in her hair, shockingly leading to a bigger argument. Later leads to my mom calling the cops and my dad getting arrested for domestic abuse for the tater toss, but this was the early 90’s in a small town, so they just drove him around and dropped him back off about an hour later. They are divorced now and my dad is 21-years sober.

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There is no doubt that Thanksgiving is one of the most popular holidays. Thanksgiving is a time for a family reunion, where family members share interesting stories in their lives and enjoy the company of their favorite people. But what if your Thanksgiving Day becomes a time for family fights and full of shouts, complaints and one-off competitions? Although people like Thanksgiving, they also think that the holiday can easily lead to disputes.

There are many reasons for Thanksgiving fights, the random tool collected a total of 17 family stories that can be reasons for their worst Thanksgiving holiday. Welcome to share these funny stories with your family.

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