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Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

  • Randy Marsh on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#1) Randy Marsh

    • South Park

    When Stan's dad, Randy Marsh, gets involved with pretty much anything, he tends to get completely obsessed. A kindred celestial spirit, an Aries knows no chill. They are the master of accepting challenges; it doesn't matter if they're confronted with inventing a new sport or offered the position as lead singer in a boy-band - they always come out on top.

    An Aries is fueled by a fiery, inner passion. Although they rush into every one of their grand ideas without a second thought, they'll stick through with their plan until the very end. Randy has stood by every weird endeavor of his, only abandoning his plot if he goes out kicking and screaming.

  • Jimmy Vulmer on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#9) Jimmy Vulmer

    Those born under the sign of Sagittarius possess enthusiasm in spades. They're a fountain of optimism, spreading good vibes wherever they go. Jimmy Vulmer is a natural entertainer with plenty of cheer to go around. He makes the best of his disability, eager to prove that it's not something holding him back in life

    While Sagittarius tends to be energetic and ultra-positive, they can also become overconfident, not realizing their own personal boundaries. Even though they're sometimes set up for failure, their valiant dedication is inspiring to all.

  • Token Black on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#2) Token Black

    • South Park

    According to the zodiac's barreling Bull, Taurus, slow and steady wins the race. Their patience and capacity for other people's nonsense is completely unmatched. Throughout the various seasons of South Park, Token Black has certainly put up with some sh*t - especially from Cartman. 

    Even though Token can typically brush off his peers' remarks with the patience of a saint, he stands up for himself when he thinks it's necessary. Taurus is a lazy sign, so they'll only make moves if they think their cause is worth it, but, when they do, their moral statutes are unmoving.

  • Chef on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#8) Chef

    • South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    Scorpios tend to be protective, magnetic, and possess a vengeful sting. As a zodiac sign that symbolizes both power and sex, Chef and his sensual, sassy ways show off what a Scorpio is all about. When he's not serving lunch to the kids at school, he's breaking down into song about sexy escapades.

    Scorpios are intense in every way. There's nothing this celestial Scorpion doesn't do without passion; if Chef has asserted he's good at anything, it's manifesting all the intense passion romance brings.

  • Kenny McCormick on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#12) Kenny McCormick

    • South Park, South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    Pisces perpetually lives on the edge of reality. For someone who dies in nearly every episode, that's not very hard at all. Kenny McCormick has seen an entirety of other-worldly realms, frequently dying in some sort of horrible fashion and coming back from the afterlife like nothing happened.

    The fleeting Fish of the zodiac, the entire existence of a Pisces is shrouded in mystery. It's not just Kenny's voice and face that he keeps under wraps - the various reasons why he keeps reviving from the dead make no sense, and he doesn't bother explaining the technicalities to his peers. Such a Pisces move.

  • Tweek Tweak on Random South Park Character You Are, According To Your Zodiac Sign

    (#6) Tweek Tweak

    Everything has to be completely organized in a Virgo's world. If anything is out of line, they'll fall into a full-fledged, overwhelmed freakout. Tweek Tweak is always on the verge of a panic attack. Not knowing how to sort out his own brain, he's a perpetual victim of Virgo's negative traits. 

    While Virgos are hardworking and dedicated people, they're also easily manipulated since they don't do well under pressure. Tweek usually falls for whatever scheme Cartman is cooking up. Rather than getting overwhelmed and stressed trying to figure out what is really going on behind the curtain, he'd rather just go to his lovely, Virgo happy place.

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The original Babylonians made a four-season horoscope calendar based on astrological movements, hoping to divine and predict the fate of nations and peoples. In fact, this kind of fortune-telling method is similar to the ancient Chinese zi wei in that it is based on the relationship between the diviner and the movement of the stars to calculate the fate of all aspects of their lives. Because the ancient human survival according to the changes in the sky, natural disasters are irresistible, resulting in the sense of human destiny, and they found that the movement of the sun, moon and stars in the universe affect the rise and fall of all things and even the fate of people.

Astrologers believe that every planet in the solar system, large or small, including the sun, Moon, Venus, Jupiter, Mercury, Mars, Saturn, Neptune, Uranus, and Pluto, moves at different angles and distances at birth, thus the influence is significant; each planet and the 12 constellations that correspond to it cause and effect each other differently on the idiosyncratic part of Man, and as these planets go about their business, so do their actions and their fates.

The random tool generated 12 items, each corresponding to 12 characters from South Park. Some are honest, some are lovely, some are clever, some are stupid. You can also check your horoscope to see if the information provided by this tool is what you want it to be.

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