Random Weakest Anime Villains You Could Probably Beat (15 items)

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  (#3) Gato Messed With The Wrong Mercenary In 'Naruto'

  The only thing that Gato has going for him is the money to pay powerful people like Zabuza to do his bidding. Gato is basically a drug lord disguised as a businessman, and he uses mercenaries to coerce the Land of the Waves into handing over control of their trading routes. This economically cripples the nation. While he seems formidable, he actually has no real abilities of his own - no fighting prowess, no ninjutsu attacks, nothing. When he tries to assassinate Zabuza in order to skip out on paying for his services, he ends up beheaded. No amount of money will protect you when you've wronged one of the strongest and most ruthless ninja in the region.
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  (#15) Spinner Is Pretty Much Just Sticky In 'My Hero Academia'

  Spinner might be a member of the League of Villains, but that doesn't mean he contributes much to the cause. A former hikkikomori who styles himself after Stain, Spinner has few, if any impressive abilities. The only thing that his quirk allows him to do is be a lizard, which does allow him to stick to walls, but that's pretty much it. He has a few basic combat skills, but nothing significant or particularly helpful to the rest of the group. His most useful skill is arguably his competent driving - crucial for transporting fellow villains who are prone to motion sickness, like Dabi.

  Incidentally, Dabi could be a contender for this list because of his delicate constitution, but he would also probably set a regular person on fire before that had any impact.
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  (#6) The Jiggle Butt Gang Use Farts To Fight Their Enemies In 'Fairy Tail'

  First appearing in Rave Master and then reaching wider audiences in a Fairy Tail filler, The Jiggle Butt Gang is certainly memorable - but not for being strong. This group of three thieves is known for their massive posteriors and their fart-based attacks. While this is funny in a juvenile way, it's not particularly effective against Team Natsu, who defeats them easily after being mildly annoyed.
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  (#2) Shou Tucker Used Cruelty To Cover His Weakness In 'Fullmetal Alchemist' 

  If Shou Tucker were actually competent as a villain, he likely wouldn't have become one to begin with. That's because the only reason he resorted to fusing his wife and daughter with the family dogs was that he wasn't a good enough alchemist to maintain his position, and he needed to cheat. When he's discovered, the original plan is to arrest him and strip him of his status, which he would have submitted to. Before that can happen, Scar appears and takes his life with no trouble. So, if you're ever isekai'd into the world of FMA, you could probably knock out Tucker's front teeth - and considering how despicable he is, you'd probably want to. 
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  (#5) Nobuyuki Sugou Is A Sniveling Baby In 'Sword Art Online' 

  Nobuyuki Sugou seems strong at first, but that's only because of his admin status in an MMO world. This allows him to create elaborate defenses for himself and gives him an inflated sense of his own skills. But Sugou's actual skills outside of the perks his admin account allows him are pretty abysmal. Even in-game, he has no idea how to effectively sword fight. The instant Kirito gets ahold of admin status and changes Sugou's settings to let him feel even the slightest hint of pain, he totally flips out.

  When he attacks Kirito in the real world, he's subdued almost instantly, even though he has a knife and Kirito doesn't have anything before wresting the knife from his hands. He's an utterly pathetic slime man.
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  (#14) Zorzal El Caesar Thinks He's Much Stronger Than He Is In 'GATE'

  Zorzal El Caesar is the crown prince of the Empire, and he's widely considered to be one of the worst tyrants the world has ever seen. Not only is he guilty of multiple crimes against humanity, including sexual assault and straight up ending people's lives on a whim, he also thinks of himself as one of the greatest leaders of all time. Though he lacks anything resembling true fighting prowess, he sees himself as a martial arts champion. He finally gets what's coming to him when he tries directing his soldiers to fight modern Japanese civilians - when the JSDF steps in to defend their people, they're swiftly obliterated through gunfire. Zorzal himself is taken down by Kuribayashi, who annihilates him with her bare hands. 

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