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    Don't Know

    Don't Know

    [ranking: 1]
    "My daughter was four-years-old. One morning I heard her door open and shut. That usually meant that she would be coming to our room to lay down with us. She never came in, but shortly after I heard her voice. Hoping she would go back to sleep, I let her be for a bit. Then I heard the door open and shut again. This time I decided to go into her room and see why she kept getting out of bed. I walked in and she had her eyes closed.
    'Sweetie?'
    'Yes, daddy.'
    'Why did you get out of bed?'
    'I didn't, I was trying to sleep but he wouldn't leave me alone. He kept talking to me and asking me questions.'
    'He? Who is he?'
    'The little boy that was in my room.'
    'Umm, sweetie that was just a dream. There is no boy in your room.'
    'I know that. He just left.'
    'Ok, well what was the little boy doing?'
    'He was hanging from the fan and asking me a bunch of questions.'
    'How was he hanging from the fan? With his arms?'
    'No, with a rope.'"

    The Other Mother

    The Other Mother

    [ranking: 2]
    "My daughter said that there's a woman who watches her in her room and sleeps on the ceiling above her bed. She also says the woman doesn't like me and wants to eat my heart." 

    Jump Scare

    Jump Scare

    [ranking: 3]
    "'Why are you crying?' I asked our daughter. 'Bad man, there,' she said pointing to the dark corner of the room. Just as I turned to look, the lamp in the corner crashed to the ground.

    Move

    Move

    [ranking: 4]
    "'Go back to sleep, there isn't anything under your bed.' My son looks at me and says, 'He's behind you now.'"

    The Creeper

    The Creeper

    [ranking: 5]
    "Adding to a conversation, my daughter said, 'They're our friends, but not the man who crawls on the floor and stands by my bed.'"

    Funny Guy

    Funny Guy

    [ranking: 6]
    "While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door, she kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, 'The man.' To which I replied, 'What man?' She then pointed at the closet and said, 'The man with the snake neck.' I turned around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet."

    This Time

    This Time

    [ranking: 7]
    "I was tucking in my two-year-old. He said 'Goodbye dad.' I said, 'No, we say good night.' He said 'I know. But this time it's goodbye.'

    Unseen

    Unseen

    [ranking: 8]
    "I was putting my daughter to bed one night when she was around two. She said, 'Mommy, who's that?' 'Who's what?' I asked. 'Those people talking to me. In my closet. Who is that?'"

    Littlest Psycho

    Littlest Psycho

    [ranking: 9]
    "When I was a waitress, I watched a little girl stab her plastic fork into her sandwich repeatedly, saying 'Die die die die die die.' When I asked her what she was doing, she replied with a straight face, 'I like to kill things, but mom says I shouldn't. So I picked the ham because it can't scream.'"

    Memories?

    Memories?

    [ranking: 10]
    "Before I was born here, I had a sister, right? Her and my other mom are so old now. They were OK when the car was on fire, but I wasn't."

    Alphonse

    Alphonse

    [ranking: 11]
    "At my parents house, my nephew told my Mom, 'When I lived here before, my name was Alphonse, and I was bigger than you.' My stepdad just kind of blinked and said, 'Hmm, that was my grandfather's name, but we don't talk about him.'" 

    That Blue Guy

    That Blue Guy

    [ranking: 12]
    "My kid was in the bathtub one night with the bathroom door open and I was puttering around in the next room. She called out and said, 'Hey mommy, who was that blue guy who just walked down the hall?' She said he was tall, thin, and featureless."

    From Whence it Came

    From Whence it Came

    [ranking: 13]
    "I'm not yours and I'm not daddy's. I'm the scary man's."

    The Shiny Man

    The Shiny Man

    [ranking: 14]
    "When my brother was three, he fell into my cousin's pool. The pool didn't have a ladder and it was several inches to reach to get out. There was no way for a three-year-old that didn't know how to swim to escape. All the adults were talking and they hear him screaming and splashing, then silence. When they ran outside , he was standing there right next to the pool, soaking wet. When they asked him what happened, he said, 'I fell in the pool and couldn't get out, then a shiny man pulled me out.'"

    Confirmation Hiss

    Confirmation Hiss

    [ranking: 15]
    "My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say 'hi' to things. 'Hi hi hi hi hi hi.' One day, it came out sounding more like 'Die die die die die.' So I say to her, 'What's that you're saying?' She turns to face me and just whispers, 'Diiiieeeeeee...'"

    One Question

    One Question

    [ranking: 16]
    "Daddy, remember that time we died?"

    Action Plan

    Action Plan

    [ranking: 17]
    "I'm going to cut your throat and throw you in the pool."

    Impulse

    Impulse

    [ranking: 18]
    "My? three-year-old ? was holding her baby brother for the first time when she looked up at me and said, 'So I shouldn't throw him in the fire?'"

    #1 Parent

    #1 Parent

    [ranking: 19]
    "You're going to be the first to die."

    Another Time

    Another Time

    [ranking: 20]
    "My son when he was about two had a weird fear of being abandoned. There never was an incident of him getting lost or any type thing though. He asked my wife if we had ever forgotten him anywhere and she said no. He responds 'Oh that's right, it happened when you were small and I was big.'"

    No Control

    No Control

    [ranking: 21]
    "My brain is telling me to do things I don't want to do."

    The Right Thing

    The Right Thing

    [ranking: 22]
    "My three-year-old daughter stood next to her new born brother and looked at him for awhile. Then she turned, looked at me, and said, 'Daddy, its a monster...we should bury it.'"

    Black Circles

    Black Circles

    [ranking: 23]
    "My five-year-old son asked me last week, 'What do you see through the black circles in my eyes when you're controlling me while I'm at school?'"

    The Surgeon

    The Surgeon

    [ranking: 24]
    "After my four-year-old son learned that my sister was pregnant he said, 'We need to get it out. I'll go get the knife.'"

    Gathering Knowledge

    Gathering Knowledge

    [ranking: 25]
    "I'm watching you make my sandwich so that when you die I will know how to do it."

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