If You're an Optimist, the Glass Is Half Full
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If you're a pessimist, it's half empty.
What's the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
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Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.
Engineers like to Solve Problems but...
[ranking: 3]
If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.
What's the Difference Between Doctors and Engineers?
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Doctors only kill people one at a time.
What Did the Force Say to the Distance?
[ranking: 5]
We’re having a moment!
How Do You Drive an Engineer Insane?
[ranking: 6]
Make them watch as you fold up a road map the wrong way.
What Do Engineers Use as Birth Control?
[ranking: 7]
Their personalities.
How Many Nuclear Engineers Does It Take to Change a Light Bulb?
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Seven.
People Who Say the Best Things in Life are Free...
[ranking: 9]
Have obviously never drawn free body diagrams.
Seeking a Boyfriend in Engineering:
[ranking: 10]
The odds are good but the goods are always odd.
What's the Difference Between a Chemist and a Chemical Engineer?
[ranking: 11]
Oh, about $10 K a year.
You Might Be an Engineer If...
[ranking: 12]
You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.
Why Did the Engineering Students Leave Class Early?
[ranking: 13]
They were getting a little ANSI.
When Does a Person Decide to Become an Engineer?
[ranking: 14]
When they realize they don't have the charisma to be an undertaker.
How Can You Tell You've Met an Extroverted Engineer?
[ranking: 15]
When they talk to you, they look down at your shoes instead of their own.
You Might Be an Engineer If...
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Your spouse sends you an e-mail instead of calling you to dinner.
You Might Be an Engineer If...
[ranking: 17]
If you've used coat hangers and duct tape for something other than
The Real Meaning of Study According to Engineers
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S = Sitting
Old Software Engineers Never Die...
[ranking: 19]
They just reboot.
Why Did the Engineer Cross the Road?
[ranking: 20]
Because they looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
Has the Biomedical Imaging Engineer Done Anything Useful Lately?
[ranking: 21]
No, they've mostly been working on PET projects.
You Might Be an Engineer If...
[ranking: 22]
If you can't remember where you parked your car for the third time this week.
How Many Engineers Does It Take to Assemble a Futon?
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Three…and a psychologist!
You Might Be an Engineer If...
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You introduce your wife as "[email protected]."
Where in the World Can You Find the Highest Concentration of Engineers?
[ranking: 25]
Antarctica! Because that's where all the P.
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