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  • Electricity is really just organized lightning. - George Carlin

  • It's funny that there was so much disturbance about having a Catholic in the White House with Kennedy, and when we finally get a religion in the White House that's causing a lot of conflicts, and concerns, and disturbances for a lot of people, it's in the Bush Administration. - Roger Ebert

  • Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV. - Jerry Seinfeld

  • I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. - Joe E. Lewis

  • It's unbearable when someone changes around you. Just imagine that your life partner changes, then it is difficult to cope with. Or your mother. Or your father. They were strong and now they're like a baby - it's not so funny. - Michael Haneke

  • Some of the writers I admire who seem very, very funny and very emotional to me can develop a closeness with the reader without giving too much of themselves away. Lorrie Moore comes to mind, as does David Sedaris. When they write, the reader thinks that they're being trusted as a friend. - Sloane Crosley

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