[Maggie Stiefvater] humanity quotes
My one regret in life is that I am not someone else. - Woody Allen
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What are you looking at? - Margaret Smith
I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles M. Schulz
Sometimes people get mad at The Simpsons' subversive story telling, but there's another message in there, which is a celebration of making wild, funny stories. - Matt Groening
My father was always a straight-up funny guy. He was silly. He was my inspiration. - Mike Myers
There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary. - Christopher Walken
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