random funny quote 1
How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand. - Emo Philips
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Funny is funny. - Don Rickles
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I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more. - James Brown
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They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a beautiful home, money in the bank, and he plays golf with millionaires. What's funny about that? - Casey Stengel
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When it comes to war, we focus more on the mainstream coverage of the event, rather than the event itself. People dying is never funny. Protest puppets are always funny. - Mo Rocca
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Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country. - Steven Wright
About Random Funny Quotes Tool
This page is provided 6 quotes by default. We have collected over 1000 quotes, from celebrities, actors, singers, pianists and many more from all walks of life. Quotes can always guide us to do the right thing, so this is a great tool to help us understand some things, randomly.
In the meantime, you can generate quotes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the quote's words with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.