You know what's funny? I don't ever feel the need to escape. I have a strong marriage. I like my life. You hear about these guys having midlife crises - I don't see that happening to me. " - Harry Connick, Jr."
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire. - Roy Orbison
I mean it's funny, playing music, how of course you want it to do well, you want them to like it, but it's not competitive like an election, it's the Olympics, it's not a Formula 1 race. The Billboard charts are just to show you what people like. - Eddie Van Halen
I tell you, it's funny because the only time I think about HIV is when I have to take my medicine twice a day. - Magic Johnson
The superfluous, a very necessary thing. - Voltaire
I'm like, bursting. I should be working. I don't want to take a break. It's funny, on set, I don't have to go to the bathroom, I don't have anything wrong, I'm perfectly fine, so through-and-through. I'm not hungry. I'm literally not even in my own body. - Kristen Stewart
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