Your stomach thinks all potato is mashed.
[ranking: 65]
/u/MayoFetish
We rescue homeless animals and shun homeless people.
[ranking: 16]
/u/NewMaterialOnly
Computer labs should flicker its lights every now and then, to remind students to save their work.
[ranking: 61]
/u/EetzRusheen
Some rappers basically have us pay them to tell us what extravagant/lavish things they then do with our money.
[ranking: 81]
/u/dafunkmasta
The sinking of the titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
[ranking: 51]
/u/ElBretto
Most people can eat the same breakfast weeks in a row, without complaint. But the same dinner for weeks? Now, that's just insanity.
[ranking: 7]
/u/roessera
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