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  •  1. So these vultures decide to fly to Florida on an ariline. They got on board carrying six dead raccoons and the flight attendant says, "I'm sorry, but there's a limit of two carrion per passenger."

  •  2. A master French thief decides to pull off a huge job at the Louvre, stealing several valuable paintings. However, he was stopped and arrested just a few blocks away from the museum at a gas station. When asked how he could pull off such a heist and yet get arrested so easily, he responded,
    "I had no Monet to get Degas to make the Van Gogh."

  •  3. "You're a high-­‐priced lawyer! If I give you $500, will you answer two questions for

    me?"
    "Absolutely! What's the second question?"

  •  4. What do you get if you cross frosty the snowman with count dracula? Frostbite

  •  5. A man went to a pet shop and said "I'd like to buy some wasps please." The shop keeper said, "I'm sorry, we don't sell wasps." "Well I saw three of them in the window!" replied the man.

  •  6. what's white blue and green? A fridge wearing jeans sitting in a field!!!

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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