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  •  1. How do you keep your nose from running? Teach it to WALK!

  •  2. An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found your wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck

    and attached to her rear was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000 ...please advise"

    The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl and re-­‐bait the trap"

  •  3. A man commits suicide. In one of his pockets, the police find an envelope. Inside the envelope is a note that reads: "What are you looking in here for?"

  •  4. Q: Why do people say you never judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes? A: Because then when you do you'll be a mile away and have their shoes.

  •  5. I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of your car by driving

    it faster. Want to live longer? Take a nap.

  •  6. Golfer on Par 3 tee, large pond between tee and green. He puts an old ball on the tee. Hears a voice:"Use a new ball!" The old ball is replaced with a new one,then he takes a practice swing. "Use the old ball!!"

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About Random Jokes Tool

Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 1000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, maybe this joke is not funny, but the next one is absolutely funny. This page generates 6 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 6 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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