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     1. Did you hear what NASA’s new slogan is going to be when their budget is cut?
    “The sky’s the limit”.

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     2. A police officer just knocked on my door and told me my dogs are chasing people on bikes.
    That’s ridiculous. My dogs don’t even own bikes

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     3. I told my friend people keep accidentally asking me to purchase meat for them…
    He asked, “By mistake?”
    I said, “Oh come on! Not you too!”

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     4. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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     5. what turns red, blue then white? the last person that I’d strangle

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     6. This kid at the school assembly is my hero
    Context: Our school was having a presentation at assembly from Together for Humanity - "a multi-faith not-for-profit organisation that is helping schools, organisations and communities to respond effectively to differences of culture and belief". The presenters were an orthodox Jew, a Muslim, a Christian and an atheist.
    When they asked for questions at the end, my new hero asked "Have you ever gone to a bar together?"

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     7. I got pulled over for speeding by a woman police officer.
    I almost talked my way out of it by telling her she looked stunning.
    Then I messed up by saying, “And that’s not even the drink talking!”

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     8. I got an e-mail saying, "At Google Earth, we can read maps backwards!" and I thought...
    “That’s just spam.”

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Do you often read jokes? Will you joke with your family and friends? Do you want some random jokes to kill time when boring? Worried to the jokes are not funny? We collected the most funny 5000 jokes, these jokes are voted out by people, these jokes cover a lot of topics, such as Christmas, math, characters, history, mathematics, etc. There are many suitable for children and many suitable for adults. If you don’t find one you like, you just need to refresh, and you can also search for jokes that contain specific keywords. This page generates 8 jokes each time by default, and click the Refresh button to get 8 new ones.

In the meantime, you can generate interesting jokes in the specified amount. We added a small feature, click the joke text with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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