This Is as Close to Side Eye as Logan Gets
[ranking: 9]
Marvel's Gifted storyline deals with the rebuilding of Xavier's School for Gifted Children, and the X-Men putting themselves back together after the loss of Jean Grey. Aside from the heavy-handed metaphor, the story is the first of four arcs written by Joss Whedon and it explores Scott Summers's budding romance with Emma Frost - his new co-captain in the X-Men.
When Wolverine finds out that Scott has jumped into bed with another telepath so quickly after his wife's death, Logan immediately starts brooding, but not before he dishes out a little bit of that Logan sarcasm.
What If It's a Taser Made Out of Knives?
[ranking: 10]
Wouldn't life be great if Wolverine were your professor? It seems like the kids in Wolverine: First Class never get tired of hearing about ninja battles or how to perfectly slice up a guy when he thinks he has the drop on you.
In issue #13, Logan takes Kitty Pryde and one her friends to an exhibition of ancient Japanese artifacts (because duh, Wolverine is a nerd) and he ends up getting into a scuffle with a rogue security guard and Elektra, while the girls deal with members of the Hand.
It looks like all those ninja lessons paid off after all.
Only Douche Bags Wear Sunglasses Indoors
[ranking: 1]
Wolverine and Cyclops have never been friends. When they weren't sniping at one another over who should lead the X-Men, they were acting like teenagers while they fought over Jean (Scott's ex-wife and Logan's true love). So when the two frenemies have to fight ALL of the sentinels in Wolverine and the X-Men #40 there's some tension as to whether Logan is just going to peace out and let Cyclops handle the purple robots all by his lonesome.
After the two heroes kill everything in their paths they share a cute moment, which is actually kind of nice.
Logan Just Likes to Stab
[ranking: 4]
Don't you love it when you accidentally stab one of your friends and it turns out that they were possessed by a demon so you were technically helping by being a macho douche bag? Before the New Avengers can piece together a new team and a new club house, an inter-dimensional heathen begins to rip through New York, and it takes over the bodies of Doctor Strange and Daimon Hellstrom - but Wolverine doesn't know that when he stabs them right in the chests.
If Spider-Man hadn't said anything no one would have been the wiser.
Logan Needs to Ride the Silver Bullet
[ranking: 5]
In Joss Whedon's run of Astonishing X-Men, Kitty Pryde sacrifices herself to save the entire world. Right in front of Logan's eyes. Kitty phases herself into a giant bullet fired by the Breakworld aliens, and manages to prevent them from destroying earth.
But in the process she ended up phasing out of existence, entirely, taking the bullet along with her. So it makes sense that Wolverine might want another beer rather than a shoulder to cry on.
Aloof Is Logan's Middle Name
[ranking: 2]
Poor Kitty Pryde, not only does she have a crush on the dumbest metal Russian in the world, but she's so alone now that she's attending Xavier's School for Gifted Teens that she's stuck asking Logan for dating advice. And poor Logan.
We all know he'd rather be out punching dudes in the face with his adamantium claws before drinking all the beers, but he's been reduced to the role of chaperone. Do you think these two will ever learn to get along?
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