Random Most Millennial Thing A Millennial Has Ever Said To Themreport

No Labels

[ranking: 10]
From jackhackery:
"'I'm a millennial, so I don't really believe in labels.'"



Not Paid Enough

[ranking: 18]
From thattrishmartin:
"'I shouldn't have to work so hard and get paid so little.'"



My Mom Hated Her Job

[ranking: 5]
From ivan_scantron:
"'Like, I feel like, for me, it's like... I feel like I'd be great at that job? But it's like, I've never like considered myself like, like, you know what I mean? It's like... I feel like I'm not gonna, like, be great at something unless I, like, love it? Right? Because for me, it's like, I feel like... I don't know. I feel like... it's like my mom? She hated her job. And I feel like... for me, it's like why?'"



Marriage Is So Outdated

[ranking: 7]
From john_gee:
"'Marriage is just so gendered and outdated. I don't see the point.'
Said immediately after I introduced him to my wife...
This all took place... at a wedding reception! I introduced myself and my wife to him because we were seated at the same table."



I Don't Use Cash

[ranking: 17]
From ArchiveSQ:
"'I don't use cash, if possible. I mean, sh*t, it's 2017 and cars are getting to the point where they can drive themselves why the F*CK do we still have cash or check?'"



They Didn't Use Glacier Water In My Flat White

[ranking: 3]
From Plethora_of_squids:
"In a cafe in the student quarter once, doing homework and drinking a coffee and being visibly pissed at said coffee for not being made properly when a millennial girl wearing the very distinctive millennial outfit for where I live (long, wavy hair dyed either foam green, purple or both, beanie and a tee-shirt with some sort of weird design on it) came up to me and started going on about how yeah, this cafe was kinda bad because they didn't know how flat whites were made (I do admit, that was what I was kinda annoyed by, but I was pissed because their flat white was basically a latte in a tiny cup while she was going on about... not using water from voss/the glacier up north) and that how they didn't use organic milk and that was killing the bees and hey! She was really supportive of the fact that I was lesbian or trans (short hair + no make up = lesbian or trans?) And that I should totally continue being me and is that an economics textbook? Wow, that's real brave of me studying such a messed up and corrupt topic and that the best way to make everyone (even more) socialist was to undermine the economy until we basically had to depend on each other to do anything at all."

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