Tarantula Is A 'Hero' Who Eliminates Bad Guys And Harasses the Good Guys
[ranking: 1]
A lesser-known DC Comics character, Catalina Marie Flores is a former FBI agent who took up the mantle of the superhero Tarantula to bring some order to Blüdhaven, a city easily as crime-ridden as Gotham. As Tarantula, Flores meted out justice that was a little more extreme than the typical crimefighter, and this put her at odds with the city's primary defender, Nightwing, who was Batman's first Robin.
Despite Nightwing forbidding her from operating in Blüdhaven and having her arrested for murder, Tarantula had a major crush on him and continually tried to please him. Thinking she could make him happy, Tarantula kills his major nemesis, Blockbuster, in cold blood. Then, she proceeds to force herself on Nightwing's beaten, battered body. He weakly begs, "Don't touch me!"
Wolverine Puts The 'Dirty' In Dirty Old Man (Logan)
[ranking: 7]
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Superman's Kissing Cousin And Tsunami-Causing Sex With Wonder Woman
[ranking: 9]
Superman is often called the "Big Blue Boy Scout" because of his strong moral character and unwavering quest for justice. Even discounting the time Superman made a porno with his friend's wife because he was mind-controlled, there are many, many stories of Superman behaving in a less-than-honorable way sexually, including with his own relatives.
The earliest freaky Superman sex story occurs in Action Comics #289. After a bizarre time-traveling adventure in which Superman's 16-year-old cousin, Supergirl, tries to become "Sidekick of the Year," Superman reveals that he will never be happy with another woman because he's secretly in love with her. While gazing into her eyes, Superman tells his underage cousin that, while it might be okay in some places on Earth, "marriage of cousins was unlawful" on Krypton. To help her cousin, Supergirl finds an older, alternate reality version of herself for Superman to make out with, while she watches with her super-vision.
Later in the same series, in Action Comics #306, Clark Kent is a little perturbed when Lois Lane mocks his ability to get his game on. Kent thinks, "I'll teach this minx a lesson," and plants a super-kiss on Lois that literally makes her dizzy. As Lois catches her breath, Clark brags about his "hidden talent" while thinking about how she would pass out cold if she knew he was Superman.
In the 21st century, as part of the New 52 initiative, the Superman-Lois romance was put on the back burner so a younger Superman could hook up with Wonder Woman. It was all pretty PG, but leave it to Frank Miller to take it to the next level. In The Dark Knight Strikes Again, Wonder Woman tries to console Superman, who is feeling a little impotent because Batman beat him up. The pair have airborne sex and their literally earth-shaking climaxes cause a volcano to erupt and a tsunami to pummel the West Coast, likely resulting in the deaths of thousands of innocents.
Apparently, the Big Blue Boy Scout was a little pent up, because Wonder Woman then replies, "Goodness, Mr. Kent, you could populate a planet." That's... that's not a visual anyone needs.
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The Cast Of 'The Boys' Is Full Of Deviants
[ranking: 10]
It's not surprising that DC Comics imprint Wildstorm greenlit Garth Ennis's The Boys, considering the long list of successful adult-oriented comic books like Hellblazer, Preacher, and Hitman. It's also not surprising that Wildstorm pulled the plug on the series after just six issues, because The Boys deconstructs and subverts superheroes in a harshly violent, sexually sadistic, and misogynistic manner.
The premise of the series, set between 2006 and 2008, is that superheroes have become corrupted by fame and are all pretty much egomaniacs with poor impulse control. Because of this, a CIA squad of superpowered agents called "the Boys" is tasked with monitoring their activities and keeping them in line, using extreme prejudice when necessary. The source of most superpowers in this universe is Compound V, which was created by the Nazis. There is also a low-powered version called Blue, which is Compound V mixed with cocaine. It gives a single-dose high, and is often used by prostitutes so that they can survive sex with superheroes.
Here are just a few examples of the sexual behavior in the series: The Butcher, the leader of the Boys, frequently engages in violent, domineering anal sex with Susan Rayner, head of the CIA; The Homelander, a schizophrenic Superman-Captain America analogue, commits rape and necrophilia against men, women, and children; Starlight, the newest recruit to the super-team The Seven, performs oral sex on all of the members to gain her membership on the team; Tek-Knight, a highly homophobic "hero," develops a tumor that compels him to have sex with anyone and anything. Pick it up if you're into that sort of thing.
Mr. Hyde Assaults The Invisible Man
[ranking: 11]
Alan Moore and Kevin O'Neill's The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen put a unique twist on a super-team comic book by drawing its members from fictional characters of the 19th and early 20th century, a kind of Justice League of Victorian England. The original roster included famous fictional characters like Allan Quatermain, Captain Nemo, the Invisible Man, and Dr. Jekyll & Mr. Hyde, among others.
During a Martian invasion (inspired by H.G. Wells's The War of the Worlds), the Invisible Man betrays the League to the Martians and sexually assaults League member Wilhelmina Murray. Due to his infrared vision, Mr. Hyde is aware of the Invisible Man's duplicitous actions and tracks him down in League of Extraordinary Gentlemen (Vol. 2) #5.
Wearing a tuxedo and putting out a few bottles of "fine wines," Mr. Hyde commands the Invisible Man to "get on the floor" and prepare for some "romance." Mr. Hyde then has non-consensual anal sex with the Invisible Man. To death. As Mr. Hyde sits down to nonchalantly enjoy a meal with the League, blood becomes visible on his tuxedo and all over the tablecloth. The implication is that the Invisible Man has died as a result of the rape.
Ant-Man Digs Androids And Gets Tiny To Go 'Downtown' On Wasp
[ranking: 4]
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