Dirty Disney Confessions
[ranking: 2]
There are no real words to describe the Dirty Disney Confessions tumblr. Be warned: if you visit this blog, you can't unsee it. DDC is a tumblr that features various "confessions" written as short-form desires next to screencaps of Disney characters they want to get down and "dirty" with. The tumblr goes on to feature a smattering of characters being ravaged in the bedroom, and sometimes, it's them that's doing the ravaging. You'll never see Disney characters in the same way again.
Alice In Wonderland 1976
[ranking: 6]
Alice in Wonderland, as an intellectual property, has faced probably the weirdest treatment of any Disney franchise ever. Of course, like most classic Disney franchises, the original story idea wasn't made up by anyone at Disney. The original book was written by Lewis Carroll, and was called Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. It deals in the "literary non-sense" genre. The imagery in the book inspired the animated 1955 version of Alice in Wonderland, and is one of the most well-known and beloved Disney movies in canon. That's the 1955 version.
The 1976 version, which you can find if you Google "Alice in Wonderland 1976," is something completely different. It is, in fact, a sensual version that takes the story in an entirely alternative direction.
Ariel Feet
[ranking: 9]
When you Google "Ariel feet," the vast majority of the first page is filled with celebrations of the moment where Ariel from The Little Mermaid discovers her feet for the first time. It seems pure and innocent, but you quickly realize that this search has taken on more "adult" meaning.
Finding Nemo Biology Lesson
[ranking: 8]
Of course, you're just looking for trouble if you're Googling "finding nemo sex." But the results aren't a bunch of slash fiction. Not exactly, at least. It's usually a biology lesson that you've already read on the internet by now.
It is a well-known fact that the mating practices of clownfish aren't really something that would fit into a Finding Nemo sequel. In real-life, clownfish are extremely gender-fluid. They are born hermaphroditic so that, in the absence of a female, the parent can change from female and then mate with their newborn spawn. Can you even imagine Disney trying to make a sequel movie about that?
Mouse Mingle
[ranking: 10]
Have you heard of "Mouse Mingle?" It is exactly what you think it is. Here's their logline: "MouseMingle.com is the place to connect people who love Disney and who want that same magic in their relationship." And if you're wondering what else the site has to offer, they elaborate farther down the page: "MouseMingle.com is dedicated to Disney fans. Traditional Internet dating sites don't understand the passion people have for all things Disney. But we do."
Right-Wing Donald Duck
[ranking: 7]
The right-wing Donald Duck video is meant to be satirical. It's an eight-minute short best left in the archives of Disney history, even though it is meant - in a roundabout way - to be an expression of patriotism.
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