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(#6) John Whiteside Parsons
- Dec. at 38 (1914-1952)
Who was he?
An engineer. A famous one. Why, you ask? Oh not yet...
Why is he famous?
His work helped usher in space travel and the rocket age. He might be considered the very first rocket scientist. A mathematical genius, he perfected the power of thrust in multiple areas of his life.
So, why is he a pervert?
To put it shortly, he became involved in a cult initiated by Aleister Crowley.
As the head of the so-called Agape Lodge, he pioneered not only rocketeering, but also the Babalon Working: a ritual meant to produce an incarnation of the goddess Babalon. The rituals involved a heavy use of magick, and Parsons must have gone through a lot of women to find his goddess. The project was presided over by L. Ron Hubbard, the founder of Scientology, who acted as a scribe before his prophet days.
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(#8) Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
- Dec. at 35 (1756-1791)
Who was he?
Just some Austrian classical composer who wrote A Little Night Music, Symphony No. 40, and the Requiem.
Why is he famous?
Yeah, good question. Besides being one of the most revered classical composers of all time and one of the most important musical human beings in history, he really didn't do very much.
So, why is he a pervert?
Just take a look at the rest of his sterling repertoire and you’ll find one particular unsung gem, "Leck mir den Arsch fein recht schön sauber" (translation: "lick me in the ass nice and clean"). That's right, he wrote a song pre-dating Ludacris that gets this dirty.
Really, that says it all. This is actually not a joke. Check out the lyrics below:
Lick my ass nicely,
lick it nice and clean,
nice and clean, lick my ass.
That's a greasy desire,
nicely buttered,
like the licking of roast meat, my daily activity.
Three will lick more than two,
come on, just try it,
and lick, lick, lick.
Everybody lick their ass themselves
It's a shocking song from one of the greatest musical minds in human history.
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(#2) Aleister Crowley
- Dec. at 72 (1875-1947)
Who was he?
Aleister Crowley was a British writer, prophet, and magician, though not quite the bunny-in-a-hat type that most people love. The real kind. The kind that does a lot of drugs, doesn't shower, and makes love with people as part of his religion.
Why is he famous?
He was a well-known occultist. As the prophet of his new religion, Crowley developed Thelema, a polytheistic religion that ushered in the belief that its followers should follow their own "True Will" and neglect their ego. Basically, he was a famous almost-real-life-warlock who stirred up a bunch of people at a time when it was relatively easy to stir people up.
Apparently, the faith follows the idea that the 20th century would usher in a new ethical code that would be followed: "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law."
So, why is he a pervert?
Crowley not only founded a religion based on magick, but he also founded something called "Sexual Magick" which is basically just using climax and/or arousal (and sometimes fluids) as parts of a spell.
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(#10) Benjamin Franklin
- Dec. at 84 (1706-1790)
Who is he?
It’s Benjamin Franklin, one of America's Founding Fathers, who was also an inventor and a diplomat.
Why is he famous?
Franklin had numerous accomplishments, including strengthening US ties with foreign nations as ambassador, furthering the knowledge of electricity, and spearheading the US Post Office as its postmaster general. He also put his signature is on the Declaration of Independence as well as the Constitution of the United States.
So, why is he a pervert?
He liked old women as mistresses. He was really into it. He also got around quite a bit and was pretty darn liberal for his time.
In this letter, Franklin describes in detail to his friend why he should pick old ladies over younger ones if he chooses to engage in adultery.
The entire time, he still vows that marriage is a much more positive and beneficial union, but he offers no reasoning and instead offers proof on why old women are sexy, like this:
Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion...
So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one.
He also had an illegitimate son, William, who became the royal governor of New Jersey before being exiled to Britain, due to his Loyalist tendencies.
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(#5) Caligula
- Dec. at 29 (12-41)
Who was he?
Caligula was a notorious Roman emperor, reigning between 37 and 41 AD.
Why is he famous?
He succeeded Tiberius as emperor of the Roman Empire.
So, why is he a pervert?
Because he was friggin’ Caligula.
Apparently bored all the time as the presiding emperor, he took the lives of his subjects on a mere whim. He once ordered a crowd of prisoners to be tossed into the lion’s pit because he was bored.
And when not satisfying his thirst for blood, he slept around, made fun of people below his stature, and indulged in countless scandalous acts.
He is said to have been particularly interested in incestuous relationships with three of his sisters, but also engaged in many homosexual relationships. His insatiable appetite was only matched by his brutality. Caligula really enjoyed threatening violence upon his fellow members of government.
Caligula, surprisingly, didn't make many friends. He was assassinated as the result of a conspiracy between the Senate, the Praetorian Guard, and the equestrian order.
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(#9) Joseph Smith, Jr.
- Dec. at 39 (1805-1844)
Who was he?
Joseph Smith Jr. founded the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. He was an advocate for institutionalizing polygamy into his very own branch of Christianity. He was also the likely author of the Book of Mormon.
Why is he famous?
He is considered a prophet of the Mormon Church. Oh, and the multiple wives thing - he kinda pioneered that in America. He likely introduced the practice of polygamy to the United States.
So, why is he a pervert?
Let's see... the man had over 30 wives in his lifetime, and claimed a revelation from God instructed him to gain plural wives in order to gain a higher ranking in God's kingdom.
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