random status 1
That awkward moment when you have 5 minutes left for your exam, and suddenly you remember everything.
random status 2
vodka mixes well with everything, except decisions
random status 3
I hate when I`m listening to music really loud and I have to keep pausing it because I constantly think I`m hearing my name being called.
random status 4
Student: "Should I get in trouble for something I didn`t do?" Teacher: "No." Student: "Good, cause I didn`t do my homework."
random status 5
"We`re all capable if we have faith and passion." - Yanni
random status 6
school starts with s and so does slavery coincidence I think not :)
About Random Status Tool
Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 120,000 statuses, some funny, some unique, some cute, some very creative these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.
In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.