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(#5) No More Butts: The Dog Perfume
Long gone are the days when dogs used their most treasured, impressive and powerful sense: smell. According to some, dogs must now carry around with them a cloud of natural patchouli, mandarin, and nutmeg oils. That's why the Sexy Beast Dog Perfume has stepped in and done just that.
For $65, your dog will exude so such smoldering sex appeal that there will not be a dry leg in the house.
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(#3) A Dog Washing/Traumatization Machine
Nothing says "I love you" more to your pets than throwing them into a loud, dark enclosed space with water pouring over them for the first half of 30 minutes - and then wind-blowing them. Yes, washing dogs and cats can be annoying - but treating them like dirty laundry may be considered extreme.
French entrepreneur Romain Jarry, however, disagrees, with his Dog-O-Matic that has already gained popularity in his home town city of St. Max. He insists that the dogs "just sit there and they come out clean" and hopes that the washing machine will soon become available everywhere in England.
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(#7) The Dog Treadmill
Going outside to walk your dog is inconvenient. Who wants to press pause on the remote control and get off the couch? But don't fret: dog treadmills are available in different sizes to better match the breed of dog.
Starting at $1,195 this treadmill will definitely do wonders for the muscles of that dog you're training to "get you off the streets" via Chinatown fights.
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(#1) An Accessory for Your Dog's Twitter Account
The life of a dog is really interesting. So interesting that it has to try and do something to tell the world exactly how it feels. With Puppy Tweets, a $30 device manufactured by Mattel, dogs all over the world can finally have their barks deciphered by wearing the nifty device on their collar.
Because that's all they've ever really wanted: a heavy object hanging from their already tight collar and a social media presence. Yes, this product is real.
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(#9) Gold-Threaded Pet Mattress
Based on the fact that pets are usually content with just sleeping on old, raggedy blankets (the more raggedy, the better), it may be kind of a waste of money to buy them a $3,000 22-karat gold-thread mattress.
Heck, it may be a waste of money to buy a 22-karat gold-thread human mattress, which by the way, Magniflex, the mattress company behind all this, also has.
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(#10) Cat Toilet
Yet, there's Litter Kwitter: the original cat toilet training system. It's a kit that trains cats to use the house toilet. Yes, your toilet. Your soon-to-be-covered-in-cat-hair toilet. With an instructional video to help ease your cat every step of the way, the Litter Kwitter has three attachable rings that represent three different stages in the potty training process.
As the cat advances in its training, the rings decrease in litter and increase in hole size so as soon as you know it, you'll be waiting in line to do your own business behind a creature that doesn't even pay rent.
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In recent years, the pet industry has flourished and pet products are big business. According to the American Pet Products Association, Americans spend approximately $72 billion a year on their furry friends. It’s a fact that we love our pets, and we certainly don’t mind spending money on occasional toys, snacks, or miniature sweaters, but some owners buy some ridiculous pet products.
The interesting thing is that you can find various absurd pet items on Amazon or any other shopping store, some of them are pretty useful. The random tool lists 10 insane pet products for those crazy pet owners.
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