Random Weakest Anime Villains You Could Probably Beat (15 items)

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  (#4) Spandam

  Spandam was once the chief of the CP9, but he didn't exactly earn the position - he inherited it from his father Spandine. While he has an exaggerated view of his own importance due to his status, he also knows that he's literally weaker than an average marine guard. That's why he's constantly engineering situations to make sure he's never in the line of fire. Still, that doesn't stop him from verbally berating those he thinks are beneath him, like Nico when he mocks her for his father's destruction of her hometown. This was a huge mistake, as Nico doesn't take kindly to mockery - instead, she beats the living stuffing out of him, going so far as to break his spine. 
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  (#3) Gato Messed With The Wrong Mercenary In 'Naruto'

  The only thing that Gato has going for him is the money to pay powerful people like Zabuza to do his bidding. Gato is basically a drug lord disguised as a businessman, and he uses mercenaries to coerce the Land of the Waves into handing over control of their trading routes. This economically cripples the nation. While he seems formidable, he actually has no real abilities of his own - no fighting prowess, no ninjutsu attacks, nothing. When he tries to assassinate Zabuza in order to skip out on paying for his services, he ends up beheaded. No amount of money will protect you when you've wronged one of the strongest and most ruthless ninja in the region.
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  (#14) Zorzal El Caesar Thinks He's Much Stronger Than He Is In 'GATE'

  Zorzal El Caesar is the crown prince of the Empire, and he's widely considered to be one of the worst tyrants the world has ever seen. Not only is he guilty of multiple crimes against humanity, including sexual assault and straight up ending people's lives on a whim, he also thinks of himself as one of the greatest leaders of all time. Though he lacks anything resembling true fighting prowess, he sees himself as a martial arts champion. He finally gets what's coming to him when he tries directing his soldiers to fight modern Japanese civilians - when the JSDF steps in to defend their people, they're swiftly obliterated through gunfire. Zorzal himself is taken down by Kuribayashi, who annihilates him with her bare hands. 
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  (#2) Shou Tucker Used Cruelty To Cover His Weakness In 'Fullmetal Alchemist' 

  If Shou Tucker were actually competent as a villain, he likely wouldn't have become one to begin with. That's because the only reason he resorted to fusing his wife and daughter with the family dogs was that he wasn't a good enough alchemist to maintain his position, and he needed to cheat. When he's discovered, the original plan is to arrest him and strip him of his status, which he would have submitted to. Before that can happen, Scar appears and takes his life with no trouble. So, if you're ever isekai'd into the world of FMA, you could probably knock out Tucker's front teeth - and considering how despicable he is, you'd probably want to. 
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  (#9) The Para Para Brothers Are Easily Distracted In 'Dragon Ball GT'

  When most people think weak villains from the Dragon Ball universe, they think the Pilaf gang - but since some people actually think they're more competent than they seem, let's focus instead on the Para Para Brothers, a group of villains from Dragon Ball GT. The Para Para Brothers work for Cardinal Mutchy Mutchy, and their job is to stop Goku, Trunks and Pan from collecting the Black Star Dragon Balls. Their only ability is to hypnotize people using their dance moves, but they're also easily distracted and can't maintain that hypnosis long enough for it to be effective. Once free of the hypnosis, Goku, Trunks, and Pan are able to defeat them with a single punch. 
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  (#7) Mantle Is Magma's Henchman In 'Dr. Stone'

  After his initial introduction, Mantle goes from sycophantic villainous henchman to regular village resident, but while he's a villain he definitely fits this trope. He's obsessed with Magma, to the point where he follows him around constantly and is willing to do basically anything to earn his favor. Nothing he does is particularly effective - mostly he just throws rocks at people and makes weird noises. He does manage to foil one of Senku's plans by pretending Suika is in danger, but it's not because he's slick enough to actually trick anyone. Does he deserve a little bit of credit for that? Maybe - but it doesn't make him any less weak. 

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