Random Worst Ninja Turtles Action Figures (80 items)

(#47) Dirtbag
Can't the Turtles just use shovels to make a hole? Why must another innocent animal endure mutation?
(#14) Sumo Turtles
But, really, they just look like morbidly obese turtles.
(#24) Wacky Wild West Turtles
Raph is the only one to make it out of this one without looking like a gay cowboy or an offensive stereotype.
(#65) Yankee Doodle Raph
At least he is on the right side of history. This could have been a lot worse.
(#20) Kung-Fu TMNT Tournament Fighters
Kung-Fu Ninja Turtles sounds awesome until you realize that it just means tattered pajamas and awful pony tails.
(#69) Toon Dask
Now that is an unfortunate combination of face-to-hand placement for a child's toy.