Random Absolute Worst Tinder Date Horror Stories (14 items)

• (#1) She Took His Car

  From pointyn*pples69:

  My buddy isn't the smartest man. He picked a chick up and drove to a motel. They were walking into the room and she says, "Oh sh*t, I forgot my purse in the car do you mind if I go grab it?" He says, "Yeah, that's fine," and tosses her the keys. 5 minutes later he walks outside wondering where she is and his car is gone.

  EDIT: For clarification, yes he got his car back. I think the police found it about a week later. I don't think she was ever caught, though. If you're in Baltimore swipin' don't let her near your keys.
• (#4) He Knew A Little Too Much

  From yellski:

  Started speaking to this guy on Tinder a few months ago. He seemed alright, but not my normal type. Regardless, we started speaking for a couple of days. I didn't realize how stupid I was until now, but I mentioned where I worked.

  The night I mentioned my workplace, I saw a guy walk past that looked a lot like him. I hadn't met him in person so I wasn't 100%. I forgot about it and a couple of days later, it was quiet in work but my phone battery was low. I said I'd speak to him later before my phone [went]. Que him coming in 10 minutes later with a f*cking iPhone charger. Yes, this might have been a nice gesture if you know, I'd actually met him face to face before.

  This was really weird because he said he lived the other side of the city from where I work. I wanted to cut ties straight away, but I thought I'd return the charger after I finished work.

  He said he would be in a bar around the corner, so when I finished I met up with him, gave him his charger, and made some excuse to go home. To my horror, I saw on his Instagram that he'd taken a smiling selfie earlier in the day with the caption, "I'm now a taken man ;)." I'd seen him like not even twice.

  To make it even scarier, for a good few weeks, every time I'd finish work I would see him casually walking past on his own, exactly at the time I finished. Really creeped me out for a while.
• (#12) He Had Very Specific Interests

  From SoggyTartz:

  I met a guy on Tinder...seemed nice, fairly attractive... Seemed a little "vanilla" actually... He didn't drink or smoke, wanted to be a meteorologist, was super close with his grandfather, gentlemanly and family-oriented.

  Went to Starbucks and talked for a couple hours, it was nice. So, I set up another date... We went for ice cream and again talked for a while. We were sitting outside and I mentioned something about how guys have obvious body parts to be attracted to on women while girls pick out odd things like calves and such...

  He gets real weird and says "I don't know if I should tell you this," so of course I prod him until he tells me... So, first he says he's got a foot fetish. That's not super strange and I'm mostly curious so I ask him tons of questions about it... He'd never been in a serious relationship so I ask him if he could handle being with a girl who wasn't into it, at least long enough to feel love towards him and he said no "I've called a girl from back pages a couple times cause I couldn't take it anymore."

  Still not that weird...

  Then he asks if I have ever heard of a "Crush Fetish." He tells me not to Google it because it'll freak me out. (still haven't, never will)...

  We had a conversation on the first date about how I had been getting a lot more bugs in my room that summer and so I'd been like squishin' bugs all f*ckin' day... And he said that "really got him going." I also realized he had asked me what kind of shoes I typically wear and I had just brushed it off and answered him. I was wearing moccasins and (being a pretty open person) told him how they make my feet smelly so I try to avoid them... he told me that "I got really turned on when you said that... I'd love to smell your shoes if you'd let me..." Among other very forward, very specific and unwelcome statements about what turned him on about me.
• (#13) He Thought Men Were Superior

  From ilovedawgs:

  I went on a date with a guy and the entire time he was talking about how men are superior and how there have been scientific studies to show that "women have an emotional reaction to the color red when they see it." I wonder why he was single.
• (#11) She Started Squatting

  From georgeuh:

  Not mine, but my brothers. He lives at home with my mother still.

  So my brother met a chick on tinder. Took her on a date, ended up bringing her home for [the] night and then that was that. A few weeks later my mother went to the backyard and noticed the door to her camper was open. There was a bunch of clothes and a pair of faux Ugg boots that belonged to this chick. Turns out she had been sneaking into the camper at night and sleeping there and [using]. My brother had no idea of this, and my mom called the cops immediately and it turns out the chick had a warrant out... She's still in jail.
• (#6) She Wanted A Baby Yesterday

  From Rearwindows:

  The only Tinder date I went on, the woman told me her goal was to get pregnant in the next few months. I noped right out of there.

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