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Random Status

  •  I hope no one chooses me as their one phone call in jail. I don't even answer when my mom calls.

  •  "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you". Unless, of course, they did unto you first, and now you have to totally open a can of "unto" on them.

  •  I celebrate Hanukkah instead it's much more chill and we don't have any silly stuff

  •  Women cheat on men more often when they're ovulating. Men cheat on women more often when they're drunkulating.

  •  people who think their state is the only one with crazy weather also think New York is nothing but concrete and buildings...

  •  The fastest way to lose friends... Simple... Just loan them money! Sad but true!!

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About Random Status Tool

Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 100,000 states, these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.

In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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