random status 1
What did the Ocean say to the other Ocean?...Nothing they just Waved...Did you Sea what I did there?...I`m Shore you did, Beach
random status 2
If you`re texting two people at the same time, you are biTextual...
random status 3
*Working hard on my homework* Phone: One new message! *Picks up phone to reply* *Mom comes in* "So, You`ve been texting this whole time!"
random status 4
That awkward moment when your friend in with you and you are being screamed are by you parents and they are like, "OOOOOO, your in trouble." and your like "Shut up and go home."
random status 5
Don`t let the sadness of your past, and the fear of your future ruin the happiness of your present.
random status 6
That awkward moment when someone says "OH MY GOSH, YOU GUYS SHOULD DATE.!"
About Random Status Tool
Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 120,000 statuses, some funny, some unique, some cute, some very creative these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.
In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.