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Random Status

  •  Relationships are easier if one of you is a cake.

  •  Its funny how head and shoulders becomes head, shoulders, knees and toes, when I run out of body wash.

  •  wondering if you can do me a favor? Tell me if this rag smells like chloroform.

  •  The distance between my being overwhelmed with happiness and wondering when it will all fall apart is precisely seventeen seconds.

  •  If I had a time machine, I'd just keep going back every 8-9 hours so I could sleep more.

  •  I just winked at myself in my side view mirror...I must have my game on!?

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About Random Status Tool

Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 100,000 states, these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.

In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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