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Random Status

  •  I'm glad that "worchestershire" isn't a word we have to use everyday! I would appear retarded.

  •  Cheer leaders will live forever, Zombies only eat brains.

  •  I bought one of those Lance Armstrong bikes. I tried to put it together but it was missing a Nut.

  •  When your wife is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?”... don't answer.

  •  The next time someone calls you from a withheld number just answer it and say, "hello London sperm bank. You squeeze it - we freeze it!" ... See what happens.

  •  walking through the forest dressed as a deer

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About Random Status Tool

Status, often needed on some social networking sites, such as facebook, is usually your recent emotional state, which allows others to better know you. We often need to change our status, but sometimes you may not know how to say it. We have collected more than 100,000 states, these statuses have been the real state of others, may give you some inspiration.

In the meantime, you can also generate the statuses, just enter the quantity you want to generate. We added a small feature, click the status with the mouse, it will automatically select the appropriate text, this is a convenient copy tool.

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