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  • Captain America Was A Virgin Until 'Infinity War' on Random Captain America Fan Theories That Are Actually Plausible

    (#11) Captain America Was A Virgin Until 'Infinity War'

    From Redditor u/SpideyFan914:

    THE FIRST AVENGER: In the car with Peggy before his procedure, Peggy comments, "You don't talk to many girls, do you?" Steve replies, "This is the longest conversation I've had with one." Now he could be exaggerating, sure. I sincerely hope he's had longer conversations with his mom, for instance. However Steve is a man I believe we can take at his word, and the implication here seems that he has not been intimate before The First Avenger, potentially not even having kissed a woman. This is further backed up by the era, as conservative values were more prevalent at the time.

    Now there are several montages throughout the film, and it's noteworthy that he later kisses the Game of Thrones woman. In that scene, she comes onto him, and he doesn't really have much choice in the matter. Peggy is rather angry (she literally shoots at him - damn Peggy, what if the shield didn't work?). Based on her reaction, and Steve's apparent loyalty toward Peggy despite the misunderstanding, I don't believe this circumstance is normal, and while it may not have the only time some fan has kissed him, I'd be shocked if he'd gone any further.

    Of course, at the end of the movie he's frozen before he and Peggy can have even one date, although they do share a kiss.

    THE AVENGERS: Not much to analyze here. Next!

    THE WINTER SOLDIER: It's been a couple of years now since he's been thawed. Has he made any progress? Well, after kissing Natasha, she outright asks Steve (again in a car - what's with Steve's sex life getting talked about in cars?) how active he's been. "That bad, huh?" he replies. "No, that was not my first kiss since 1945." Okay, that's something - it means he's canonically kissed more than the four women we've seen him kiss in these movies. However, he also says there hasn't been anyone special. Hence Natasha's persistence on getting him a date.

    What about a one-night stand? This is Captain America guys, come on! He doesn't do one-night stands, he's not Tony Stark! Don't believe me? Let's go back to that other car scene, the one in The First Avenger. Steve tells Peggy, "I guess I'm just waiting for the right partner." Again, Steve is a man I believe we can take at his word. He isn't just hamming up for the pretty trigger-happy Brit, he's legit waiting for the right partner.

    Lucky for him, he finds one in this same movie! Sharon Carter! But Nat only tells Steve that her name is Sharon, leaving out the Carter part for a lackluster reveal in Civil War. But before we get to that -

    AGE OF ULTRON: The Avengers movies don't add much to this. They don't really get into Steve's love life. Sorry!

    CIVIL WAR: Okay so most important thing is to track his relationship with Sharon. When he sees her here at Peggy's funeral, he's genuinely surprised. He didn't even know her last name, it's unlikely they've kept in major touch between movies. More importantly, when he kisses her (outside a car this time), he says that was "late." Obviously, this was their first kiss. (I mean it's pretty obvious from all their interactions in the movie, but I want to leave as few holes as possible.) And then they drive away and we actually haven't seen Sharon since this moment.

    HOMECOMING: I guess we know now what he meant about patience in the post-credits, huh?

    INFINITY WAR: Okay so no intimacy on screen, but it's worth noting there was a deleted scene with Sharon Carter in it. I haven't seen this scene though I believe it implies they've been intimate, however I also don't believe in counting deleted scenes as canon. So... have Steve and Sharon done it?

    First off, let's establish whether or not they're able to meet. I mean, if they met in a deleted scene, the answer to the possibility is obviously yes. Steve is a fugitive, but so is Sharon (for stealing his and Falcon's gear in Civil War - it's explicitly stated that "they'll be after [Sharon] too now"). That kiss in Civil War was a beginning, not an end. Plus, if Vision and Scarlet Witch can find each other on the run (and unlike Vision and Wanda, Steve and Sharon ran away at the same time and would have made plans), this is obviously not a problem.

    Thus, Steve and Sharon have been a relationship for... is it two years in the official timeline? One and a half, maybe? Someone (I think Falcon but could be wrong) says, "It's been a rough couple years," when they all meet up with Rhodie, so I'd say one and a half at minimum. This is likely enough time, especially since... damn Steve, you've waited so long for the right partner you wound up settling for her great-niece!

    IN CONCLUSION: He might die, but at least we can say he won't die a virgin.

  • Captain America Switched Out Thor's Hammer In 'Ragnarok' on Random Captain America Fan Theories That Are Actually Plausible

    (#14) Captain America Switched Out Thor's Hammer In 'Ragnarok'

    From Redditor u/TheMediocreCritic:

    Hela didn’t destroy Thor’s hammer in Ragnarok. Captain America switched Mjolnir out with a fake when he traveled back to fix the timelines.

    With Thor 4, Love and Thunder well on its way, we have a bit of a problem to address. If Natalie Portman is going to get the power of Thor as in the comics, then we need Thor’s mighty hammer, Mjolnir, back. As it stands, Cap returned Mjolnir to the original timeline, Hela shattered it again, leading to Thor getting Stormbreaker again. Everything is back to where it is supposed to be. The hammer has to follow the same path to keep the events leading to Ragnarok. Both Cap and Thor know that the hammer has to be returned or there is no Stormbreaker, no Wakanda rescue. The hammer must go back.

    But then how can Jane Foster get her hands on that hammer? A hammer that is integral to the story moving forward if they use the cancer storyline from the comics. Well, I think the answer is simple.

    Captain America switched the hammer out with a fake.

    So for Jane foster to claim the hammer and get the power of Thor, I believe the hammer has to survive. But how?  So I think I have the answer. Cap goes back to the events of Thor: Ragnarok and making a  quick switch. Perhaps at Dr. Strange’s mansion,  He secretly gives Thor the replica, and that’s the hammer Hela shatterers. In reality, though, Cap has kept the hammer for decades, until the events of Love and Thunder. Cap preserves the timeline while still keeping the hammer. I believe this movie will start with old Cap giving the hammer to Thor or Jane foster. I imagine a scene with old Captain America saying,” I think this belongs to you “as he hands the real Mjolnir back.  

    There are inherently  going to be plot holes in this theory for sure. How come the hammer does not come to him when he calls? or how can Cap get his hand on a believable replica? But the fact remains that Jane Foster will need Mjolnir to start her transformation. i dont know if reforging Mjolnir will keep Odin's blessing intact. Perhaps the hammer is reforged with Captain America going back to find the pieces. I like to think that Thor would want to find a way to save his most valuable possession. And perhaps with a little help from Cap they can save it whether its from time travel or collecting the pieces.

  • The Serum Didn't Deform Steve Like Red Skull Because Of Penicillin on Random Captain America Fan Theories That Are Actually Plausible

    (#6) The Serum Didn't Deform Steve Like Red Skull Because Of Penicillin

    From Redditor u/rafael-a:

    The real reason Red Skull got deformed and Captain America didn’t.

    Bacteria is the answer. In the scene of the transformation of skinny Steve Rogers into big buff Captain America there is a small joke where Erskine injects him penicillin beforehand. The penicillin shot was much more important than it seems, because human body is full of bacteria, and the Super Serum would enhance microbes as well, therefore they should be killed beforehand.

    In the movie it is shown that Johan “red skull” Schmidt injected the serum by himself, it worked but it also enhanced the bacteria, the grow in such a way that they destroyed the skin of his face (and maybe entire body), and it would have killed him if he wasn’t enhanced as well, so his body is in a constant battle against super microbes and that messed up his face.

  • Captain America Was Killed In The Battle Of Wakanda But Was Brought Back With The Time Stone on Random Captain America Fan Theories That Are Actually Plausible

    (#2) Captain America Was Killed In The Battle Of Wakanda But Was Brought Back With The Time Stone

    From Redditor u/commander_wong:

    Thanos ended his short battle with Cap with a punch to the back of the head. Many wondered how Cap recovered in mere seconds from a punch that even took out the Hulk and the most logical explanation is that he didn’t. As Thanos used the time stone to bring Vision back, the surroundings also reverted: Natasha was no longer trapped under pillars of stone, Bruce was no longer fused to a rock, and Cap showed no signs of injuries from a blow that should’ve easily killed him.

  • Howard Stark Didn’t Want Steve Rogers To Choose The Vibranium Shield Because He Wanted It For Himself on Random Captain America Fan Theories That Are Actually Plausible

    (#8) Howard Stark Didn’t Want Steve Rogers To Choose The Vibranium Shield Because He Wanted It For Himself

    From Redditor u/Adam_Underscore:

    In Captain America: The First Avenger, Howard Stark shows the Cap a bunch of shield prototypes he designed before Rogers notices the vibranium shield tucked away on the bottom shelf. A lot of people wonder why Stark didn’t show Rogers the vibranium shield first, since it’s obviously the best choice.

    My guess is that Stark knew the vibranium shield was the best one, but he was hoping Cap would choose a different shield so Stark could use the vibranium for other projects. Stark likely knew how versatile vibranium is, and given that it’s all the vibranium that the military has, he likely didn’t want to give it all away for just one soldier.

    Since it was the military’s vibranium, they probably ordered Stark to make a prototype shield with the vibranium for Rogers, but Stark likely saw this a waste of the precious metal. So he made a few more options with more bells and whistles to distract Rogers from vibranium shield. Too bad Cap is a man of simple tastes

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