Random Facts About Michael Scott Is A Bad Person (15 items)

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  (#10) He Can't Tell Two Asian Women Apart, So He Marks One Of Them

  After being dumped by his girlfriend Carol, Michael joins Andy, Dwight, and Jim at Benihana (which Michael calls "Asian Hooters") while the rest of office throws a Christmas party. After moping through the lunch – and, of course, eating food off a stranger's plate – Michael gets drunk off eggnog and invites two waitresses from the restaurant to come to their office holiday celebration.

  After arriving at the party somewhat inebriated and with unexpected guests, Michael immediately heads for the karaoke machine and quickly realizes he can't tell the difference between the two waitresses. So, of course, he decides to mark one of them on the arm with a pen.
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  (#4) He Sexually Assaults Oscar After Forcing Him To Come Out To His Co-Workers

  Oscar Martinez is the sensible voice of reason on The Office, a show that sorely needs one. He's also a homosexual, and the reason we know that is because Michael Scott makes him stand up and come out to his co-workers in the middle of a meeting during the episode "Gay Witch Hunt" in Season 3.

  That's right. Michael takes control of one of the most significant and emotionally weighty decisions in a gay person's life. Oh, and then he grabs Oscar and kisses him on the lips in front of everyone to prove it is okay to have gay friends. 
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  (#2) He Forces Dwight To Take The Fall For His 'Golden Ticket' Blunder

  Time and time again, Michael takes advantage of Dwight's undying love and devotion – none more significant than the episode where one of Michael's many stupid mistakes put the company in jeopardy and he asked Dwight to "fall on his sword." The boss is sure he'll be fired but thinks it makes more sense for Dwight (the company's top salesman, of course) to make an exit.

  Fast-forward to the end of the episode: we learn that Michael's "Golden Ticket" gamble paid off. Since he already told upper management that it was Dwight's idea, they now think he is responsible for the win, but Michael can't have that. He crashes a congratulatory meeting with the CFO and Dwight, taking all the credit back from Dwight. If there was a Dundie for "Biggest Jackass In The Office," Michael would win it every year.
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  (#7) He Continues To See Donna After He Knows She's Married

  After failing miserably on a blind date set up by Pam and Jim, Michael nearly gets thrown out of the bar/arcade by Donna, the manager of the establishment. She later shows up for a sales appointment at Dunder Mifflin and ends up hooking up with Michael in the parking lot.

  After a short - but torrid - love affair with Donna, Michael discovers that she's married. Instead of breaking up, sulking, and eating an entire gallon of ice cream like a normal person, Michael continues to date Donna. Only a face-to-face meeting with her husband –a high-school baseball coach – convinces Michael that it might not be a good idea to continue being a homewrecker.
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  (#9) His Terribly Racist Ping Impression

  One of Michael's very favorite bits is to imitate every Asian stereotype he's ever seen on TV in a character called "Ping." Watch the video above. This one needs no more explanation.
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  (#15) He Dresses Up As Jesus For The Office Christmas Party

  Every Christmas episode of The Office goes terribly sideways, and this one is no different. Jim, as co-manager, approves of Phyllis playing the role of Santa for the holiday party, a job Michael looks forward to 364 days of the year. Michael does not handle the news of Phyllis's Santa very well.

  So, obviously, Michael decides to be a competing Santa at the same party. After forcing Ryan to sit on his lap while saying "I need this," Michael takes the insanity up a notch. He turns his Santa coat inside out, ditches the hat, and emerges as – wait for it – Jesus Christ. 

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