Random Hilarious Conversations Twitter Users Have Overheard That Need More Context (19 items)

(#14) Asking How to Spell Constellation

If you’re ever feeling unemployable just know that I work for a 3 billion dollar company and just overheard the following conversation:

Coworker 1: How do you spell constellation?

Coworker 2: What? Oh, Me? Gemini
— G. L. Di Vittorio (@ginadivittorio) January 10, 2019
(#17) The Act Of 'Rickrolling'
(#1) Striking Fear Into The Hearts Of Their Enemies
(#9) 'Hashtag Still Not Married'

Just overheard a conversation between two women in their 70’s... one of them just said “hashtag still not married!”
— Lili Reinhart (@lilireinhart) June 3, 2018
(#11) Too Much Salt In Their Lunch

overheard two boys moving out of their dorm:
1: dude my heart genuinely hurts right now
2: (puts down box) oh no bro did you have too much salt in your lunch again?
— liv !! (@oliviabenun) June 16, 2018
(#19) Asking If They Deserve Ice Cream

Just overheard a very sad inner monologue from a man in the grocery store, standing in front of the ice cream section, who asked himself aloud “do I want ice cream? .... *pause* .. do I deserve ice cream ? No.”
— Tess Owen (@misstessowen) October 9, 2020