Random Horrific Online Dating Stories (14 items)

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  (#7) Pill, Please!

  After meeting Maggie on an online dating site, one guy was pleasantly surprised with how much he liked this woman, so much so that they were sleeping together semi-regularly. But getting tired of having to use condoms all the time, Maggie agreed to go on the pill. After saying she did so, the two had sex. It wasn't until after the fact did Maggie remember that she actually hadn't, in fact, started the pill yet. Oops?
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  (#2) Dangerous Dad, Dangerous Date

  After talking back and forth on a dating website with a guy, one woman decided to exchange Facebook information with him. After noticing and commenting on a picture of her daughter, the guy made a comment about how he recently taught his own all about masturbation. After explaining how uncomfortable and unnecessary telling her that was, the man tried to justify himself by explaining that dads should be the ones to teach their daughters about sexual matters.
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  (#5) The Beautiful Beggar

  When one guy met a "9.5" on Plenty of Fish, he was pretty excited. On their date, she said that she was a model, which all seemed fine and well, until she mentioned that she needed money for rent. After only two drinks, she offered to trade sex for money, and she continued to bother him days later, texting him and begging for money, even offering to let him video the act if he was willing. Apparently, looks can only take you so far in life.
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  (#11) An Indecent Proposal

  While talking to a guy on Tinder, one female was asked if she would marry him for $10,000, because he desperately wanted to become an American citizen. Like any rational human being, she declined. But, further revealing his insanity, the guy tried to reason with her, telling her that there were plenty of people who would do it for half the money.
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  (#9) A Crappy First Date

  In September 2017, Bristol resident Liam Smyth met up with a woman he matched with on Tinder. The two went to have dinner at a Portuguese restaurant, and then went back to his apartment. Everything was going great – until the woman went to the bathroom.

  The date came back and sheepishly admitted that she had pooped, but that the toilet hadn't flushed. She had wrapped the turd in toilet paper and tried to throw it out the window, but it had gotten lodged between the two panes of glass. The enterprising Smyth decided to hoist his date upside down so she could reach the poop. She did, but then Smyth couldn't get her back down again. The poor woman ended up lodged in the window.

  Smyth ended up calling the fire department, and though the did rescue the woman, his window ended up getting destroyed in the process. But it's not all bad – Smyth says he'd be open to seeing her again.
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  (#1) A Dodged Bullet

  A woman dodged one huge, major bullet after breaking up with a guy she had been dating from MeetMe. Though he almost moved in with her family, she caught him looking down the shirt of her 12-year-old daughter. She later found out that the pervert was awaiting a court hearing for sexually assaulting a child. Gross!

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