Random Most Dangerous Sex Positions (18 items)

(#11) The Butter Churner

First of all, what is happening here? It looks like the guy is trying to break the woman in half. Supposedly, this position is great because the woman receives an extra rush of blood to her head and increases her ecstasy but it can also put stress on her neck and probably pull a muscle. Worst case scenario, you'll end up with a girlfriend in a neck brace.
(#1) The Lap Dance
Sit on a chair and have sex - fine. That's great! But if you try any move that requires you to take a pole dancing class so you don't fall off your man and bust your head open while you're trying to get freaky, it probably isn't worth your time.
(#5) Doggy Style

According to physical therapist, Kristi Latham, the founder of the physical therapy clinic Beyond Therapy & Wellness, vaginal tearing can occur if there’s forceful penetration at the wrong angle, so positioning adjustments might be necessary. Additionally, doggy style and its many other variants can also cause things to enter places that weren’t ready to be entered.
(#16) T**** F***ing
So it's not an actual position, but it's still super dangerous. As Dr. Van Kirk told Vice, “I’ve seen a few penile fractures, not just with the pelvic bone, but when guys are in the process of trying to give a pearl necklace … Sometimes they’ll put so much force against the woman’s sternum that it can fracture [the penis], and if you’re not using any lube, the friction can cause some problems too.” Cue '90s record scratch!
(#7) The Speed Bump
The speed bump isn't the most difficult of positions, but it's THE position for the woman who wants to be crushed under the weight of her partner.
(#18) The Carpet Burn
Doesn't a position called "The Carpet Burn" sound fun? The danger that comes along with this move is all in the name, and maybe it sounds good, but can't you have a nice time without ripping your knees to shreds?