Random Most Epic Fat Guys In Internet History (33 items)

(#8) Fat Guy Eats Pizza Rolls to Beat Personal Record

This super viral was featured on Tosh.0, so you know it's important. This big guy "challenges" himself to eat a "personal" record of 40 pizza rolls. That's 40. I have a hard time not feeling like I have to wash my face after about 8 of them. This guy eats 40. He accepts "challenges" from his YouTube audience, or as I call them, his executioners, and eats random stuff for them to watch.
If this guy ever gets a girlfriend, I'm giving up on life. But dear LORD does he stick to his guns. I don't know if he could give that 6-pack having Japanese competitive eater Kobayashi a run for his money, but I for one would like to see that match up.
This guy rules.
(#5) Butthurt Dweller

The Butthurt Dweller meme features an unsightly young male who likely has never been with a woman, but sure likes to judge them as often as his popular image macro meme will allow. Smug, delusional, and never one to pass up an extra helping of butter, the Butthurt Dweller can be easily found playing videos games, trolling Reddit, or watching adult films in his mother's basement.
The Butthurt Dweller is a special kind of person who can form a reasonable opinion of something without knowing a single thing about it. Women, religion, music: they're all fair game for his criticism.
The worst/best part? The Butthurt Dweller meme features an image of an actual person. KimmoKM, a Finnish "basement dweller," stars in and inspired the meme when his smug mug was posted on a Finnish website along with the comment "ugly whale, I wouldn't f*ck her" in regards to a beautiful woman posted on an image board.
That quick moment of narcissism was enough to launch an Internet meme that would blow up in 2010. The notorious Internet forum 4chan took hold of the meme and exploited the troll in dozens of languages over the next few months.
KimmoKM became an Internet legend and was actually a good sport about the whole thing. In an IRC interview, he not only talked about his approval of the meme, but also that the statements made by the Butthurt Dweller, or Gordo Granudo as he's also known, are pretty close to his own thoughts and opinions.
So terrifyingly enough, this guy exists.
(#20) Chubby Kid Does Gushers Review

If anyone makes fun of this kid, I'll personally go to your house and eat your family.
He's a sweet, kind-hearted young kid who gives food reviews for packaged items such as Gushers. This one is amazing and hilarious.
(#26) The Fat Kid with the Stare
Don't make him angry. You won't like him when he's angry.
(#19) Cuppy Cake Sam

This adorable heavy kid sang along to a Strawberry Shortcake song called Cuppy Cake and managed to snag more than 69 million views.
Sadly, it turns out that Sam has a kidney disease and has been taking steroids to try and get well. The side effects of his meds make the him really tired, irritable and unfortunately, chunky.
(#24) The Fat Kid with the Inappropriate Shirt
Inappropriate? Yes. Hilarious? Absolutely. This kid is already cooler than any of us can ever hope to be.