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(#1) Most Offensive Wedding Ever Caught On Film
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(#2) 'You Thought Your Bridesmaid Dress Was Bad' Wedding
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(#3) Holy Cow! Wedding
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(#4) Omg We're In a Tub Of Blood Wedding
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(#5) Twilight Wedding
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(#6) Narcissist's Dream Wedding
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(#7) Terrifying Bigass Selfie Wedding
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(#8) Cut-Offs and Country Wedding
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(#9) Overt Native American Stereotype Wedding
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(#10) Tiny Creepy Angel Bride Wedding
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(#11) Fantasy Themed Fantasy Wedding
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(#12) Cheerleader Wedding
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(#13) Alice In Wonderland on Acid Wedding
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(#14) The NRA Wedding
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(#15) Hip Hop Wedding
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(#16) Hammer Time Wedding
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(#17) Zombie Wedding
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(#18) 80's Work Out Wedding
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(#19) Hello Kitty Wedding
Warning to all grooms! Most men just want to let the woman handle the wedding; it is her day, after all. But be wary: no person (male or female) should tune out the fiancée when words like "Hello Kitty" come up – it may take some practice.
The groom in this video seems shockingly surprised as he smiles through locked teeth... sorry pal, this is really happening.
Guess what the rest of your life looks like? That's right, Hello Kitty EVERYWHERE. Toilet seats, television embroidery, place mats, pens, and yes, even steering wheel covers.
Oh, and it turns out the media was alerted for this guy's emasculation ceremony. The best part of this video is when they both turn the corner and the male Hello Kitty struts proudly to the slow motion film and dramatic music. That Hello Kitty walkabout in a tuxedo (why do they even make those?) is the man of the hour, he looks so proud. It'd be really cute if this wasn't the thing these people have to show their kids in 15 years. -
(#20) Forbidden Star Wars Love Wedding
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(#21) Death Metal Wedding
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(#22) ...Whatever's Going On Here Wedding
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(#23) Confederate Wedding
News flash: the war is over, the South lost.
For the most part, the traditions and styles of this bygone era have been completely relegated to the selective memory of Gone With The Wind. If anyone was still alive who actually fought in the Civil War, they would tell you: "Who the hell remembers this fondly?"
But hey, here's to at least being thankful that they're nestled in a part of the country where they most likely don't have any black friends because otherwise...ummm, AWKWARD.
The funniest part is at 04:15 when the (almost frighteningly) Aryan child is shown for WAY too long and is then followed by shots of a family forced to dress in the most unflattering garb imaginable. The women are miserable and the men are embarrassed... yep, this couple will be popular come the holidays. -
(#24) Second Life Wedding
When planning my wedding, I was worried about inconveniencing my guests. Then I was given some solid advice: "Have you ever gone to a wedding and thought afterward 'My, that was convenient'?" Some things don't need to be super easy.
This "Second Life" wedding is the opposite of "The Destination Wedding" (#9) it's tooooooo convenient.
The gown takes a few moments to design, the bridesmaid dresses don't really cost anything, and the viewer can choose their own favorite snack cake to enjoy in front of their keyboard. But c'mon it's a wedding! It's time for some real interaction here.
Unless your actual marriage (and the consummation) is gonna take place in a chat room, maybe it's time to hone some social skills.
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(#25) Superhero Wedding
Little girl: "Mommy, when I grow up I want to get married around a bunch of superheroes!"
Mommy: "Daddy's not spending $20,000 on that."
Well, bridesmaids of the world, you can no longer complain about having to pay $400 for an ugly dress you will never wear again.
This guy got all his buddies dressed up in tights as a warm-up for his wedding night. Classy. We don't know how much the codpieces cost, but we do know how much the inevitable forced-cosplay will cost on the lives of their children (emotionally)... and it ain't cheap.
Man, those guys are nerds... Also, the Post-Crisis DC Universe Batman has absolutely NOTHING to do with the Batman from the 1960s television, and none of the Justice League EVER showed up in even a single episode, not even the movie that followed the series.
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(#26) Batman Wedding
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(#27) Damsel In Distress Wedding
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(#28) Shrek Wedding
Can 12-year-olds get married? While this may be a great idea around the bouncy house, "Shrek/Fiona" style weddings are sooooo 2003 (that's right, THAT'S the problem we have with this).
But if you have to go the way of the green one, commit to it (ya know, like when you're getting married).
Don't cue a cover version (real Stevie Wonder not good enough for you?) of "Isn't She Lovely," suck it up and go with the Counting Crowes song or, for that matter, ANY song that has been in a Shrek movie.
This also makes your guests envision what the wedding night will look like. Yup, must be doing Ogre-style.
The saddest part: nobody else at the wedding is in Shrek garb.
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(#29) Indiana Jones Wedding
Nothing says "marriage" like pitfalls, rolling boulders and a Tibetan bar fight.
Look, it's bad enough you are wearing a fedora already, but did you need the whip? You'll be seeing more than your fair share of the whip for the rest of your life (get it? I made a marriage joke!).
In this video you will see an example of a man who:
1. Made the wedding about HIM, instead of the wife (please name a more prominent character in Indiana Jones than Indiana Jones).
2. Tries to crack a whip within a few feet of toddlers.
3. Can't crack a whip, yet holds an Indiana Jones themed wedding.
All of this being listed, please just take our advice and keep your wedding romantic. Whatever it is you want to do, that's fine, it's your day, but please for the love of God think of what your family, friends and children will have to go through when they describe what they're taking the day off work for the next day.
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(#30) The NASCAR Wedding
Living life in the fast lane? Try the NASCAR WEDDING. What really lacks on these weddings, as far as authenticity is concerned, is the feel of the farmer tan-sunburns exposed in the crowd via sleeveless, drooping white shirts with eagles on them and the scantily clad women showing off their hooters for the drivers before going to their night job at an actual Hooters. It'd be interesting to see how the NASCAR newlyweds got home after the wedding, I bet there's some epic drunk driving videos of the couple.
Sure, this couple is renewing their vows, but at least every other wedding on this list has either weirdo or nerd love involved. Everyone in the wedding is playing a character they feel represents THEM and expressing their love for each other via fantastical parallels. Here they got a NASCAR has-been to get ordained online after winning a contest.
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(#31) The Destination Wedding
The Destination Wedding is not as goofy as some of these others... however, it needs to end.
I don't want to spend five grand to go to your wedding and spend the weekend meeting your in-laws who I will most likely not see again until their funeral.
Sure, I would love to spend the weekend in Aruba, Paris, or Thailand. But if I am going to any of those places, I will be doing things your in-laws should not be privy to.
C'mon, the Reidel decanter and cheese cutting set should be enough of an investment to prove my love to you. Now go and have your OWN honeymoon. -
(#32) Star Trek/Klingon Wedding
A Klingon Wedding goes like this:
1. Captain Kordite's website indicates, Klingon wedding vows proclaim, "We join one another, one becomes two, two becomes a household, houses become armies, armies build the empire."
2. The couple takes two steps backwards to stand back to back.
3. The officiate draws a dagger, which he holds above their heads.
4. The couple reaches up with their right hands and grasp the blade palms down.
5. The couple turns to the left to face each other.
6. The officiate lowers the blade to waist level, the couple's hands still atop the blade.
7. The officiate places his hand on top of the couple's hands.
(This is all real. See: Source)
YIn (Life)! Batlh.(Honor)! Qapla' (Success)!
It's awesome how other cultures view this right of passa... wait... this isn't a real race of people!
I'm probably gonna get killed on this, but I don't believe there is a Klingon wedding in any of the movies or TV Shows. So even inferring all of this is kind of a stretch. -
(#33) Holy Crap We're High Up Wedding
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(#34) Bigass Basket Wedding
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(#35) Journey to Knighthood Wedding
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(#36) Pirate Cove Wedding
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(#37) Game of Thrones Wedding
This bride and groom played with fire when they held their Game of Thrones-themed wedding in June 2014. They decorated with GoT swag, played the Rains of Castamere and even wore GoT house shirts under their wedding clothes. The groom represented House Stark. Risky, right?
We get it: you love the show and the books. So do we! Not to state the obvious, but when has a wedding on Game of Thrones ever, EVER turned out well? Disaster may not immediately strike, but you're definitely asking for it. Just think about that when you're nibbling on your lemon cakes and hot pies.
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(#38) Renn Faire Wedding
Ah, the wedding of Torack the Troll and his Fairy; 'twas quite magickal.
Just one small thing: if you're going to do the whole Renn Faire wedding, try to learn an accent that doesn't sound straight out of an Alabama filling station.
Also, here's a note when writing your wedding vows: you may want to refrain from giving a shout-out to the other hearty wenches in the crowd. Please notice how the woman's face is hidden (displaying the mercy of her husband-elect) throughout the entire ceremony.
On top of that, don't you want to get married when you look your BEST? But then again, maybe this is his best.
Look, I love mead and turkey legs as much as the next guy, but c'mon, folks, there's obviously a time and a place... a long, long time ago in a place that doesn't exist.
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