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(#24) The Surgeon
"After my four-year-old son learned that my sister was pregnant he said, 'We need to get it out. I'll go get the knife.'"
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(#10) Alphonse
"At my parents house, my nephew told my Mom, 'When I lived here before, my name was Alphonse, and I was bigger than you.' My stepdad just kind of blinked and said, 'Hmm, that was my grandfather's name, but we don't talk about him.'"
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(#18) Action Plan
"I'm going to cut your throat and throw you in the pool." -
(#17) Confirmation Hiss
"My toddler went through a phase where she would just constantly say 'hi' to things. 'Hi hi hi hi hi hi.' One day, it came out sounding more like 'Die die die die die.' So I say to her, 'What's that you're saying?' She turns to face me and just whispers, 'Diiiieeeeeee...'"
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(#25) Gathering Knowledge
"I'm watching you make my sandwich so that when you die I will know how to do it."
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(#19) #1 Parent
"You're going to be the first to die."
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It is often said that kids do not know taboos. Sometimes, kids' speeches are very funny, especially when they don’t understand the impermanence of the world, they may choke you with a word. Many people shared the terrible things their children had said, although in most cases their words are just misunderstandings, they are still a chill.
Children are not only innocent and cute but can tell the scariest stories ever. Sometimes, what a child says will make you feel inexplicably scary. Have you ever heard a child say something terrible? The random tool shares 26 creepy things kids have said.
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