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(#14) “Damn TV! You’ve ruined my imagination. Just like you’ve ruined my ability to, uh. Umm.. Oh well.”
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(#8) “What religion are you?” “You know, the one with all the well-meaning rules that don’t work out in real life. Uh… Christianity!”
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(#3) “I’m gonna miss the whole summer.” “Don’t worry, boy. When you get a job like me, you’ll miss every summer!”
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(#9) "People die all the time, just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, goodnight!”
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(#10) “‘Attempted Murder.’ Now, honestly, what is that? Do they give a Nobel Prize for ‘Attempted Chemistry?’”
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(#16) “A woman is like a beer. They smell good. They look good. And you’d step over your own mother just to get one...”
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The longest animated series in the United States, The Simpsons, has been aired for 30 seasons and is the source of many iconic quotes, some of which even come from characters that only appear in one episode. For thirty years, typical American family stories have been in the hands of some of the smartest people on TV. Every joke in each episode has been thought and carefully crafted to bring people laughter as much as possible.
Some characters may be famous for their wise lines. This random tool lists the 10 most memorable lines from the characters of The Simpsons, some of which are the true meaning of life you should know.
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