Random Top Quotes From 'Rick and Morty' That You Can't Miss (24 items)

(#16) Ninety Seven More Years

Rick: And they'll take my side because I'm a hero, Morty! And now you're gonna have to go and do whatever I say, Morty! Forever! And I'll-- I'll go out and I'll find some more of that Mulan Szechuan teriyaki dipping sauce, Morty!

Morty: What are you talking about?

Rick: Because that's-- that's what this is all about, Morty!

Morty: "Szechuan"?

Rick: That's my one-armed man! I'm not driven by avenging my dead family, Morty - that was fake! I-I-I'm driven by finding that McNugget sauce!

Morty: "Nuggets"?

Rick: I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty! That's my series arc, Morty!

Morty: What the hell?!

Rick: If it takes nine seasons! I want my McNugget dipping sauce, Szechuan sauce, Morty!

Morty: What are you talking about, Rick?!

Rick: That's what's gonna take us all the way to the end, Morty!

Morty: What are you talking about?!

Rick: Season-- Nine more seasons, Morty! Nine more seasons until I get that dipping Szechuan sauce!

Morty: What is that?!

Rick: For 97 more years, Morty!

Morty: What are you talking about?!

Rick: I want that McNugget sauce, Morty!
(#9) Pop-Tarts

Morty: I mean, why would a Pop-Tart want to live inside a toaster, Rick? I mean, that would be like the scariest place for them to live. You know what I mean?

Rick: You're missing the point Morty. Why would he drive a smaller toaster with wheels? I mean, does your car look like a smaller version of your house? No.
(#4) Glip Glops

Rick: It's like the N word and the C word had a baby and it was raised by all the bad words for Jews.
(#11) Common Denominator

Mr. Goldenfold: Now who can tell me the common denominator of these two fractions? You don't know or you're just bored?

Morty: Hey listen, you know, if we're all bored over here, wouldn't the common denominator be you?
(#12) Pickle Rick

Rick: I turned myself into a pickle. I'm Pickle Riiiiick.
(#21) Gaslighting

Morty: Gaslighting doesn’t exist, you made it up because you’re f****** crazy.