Random Unpopular Opinions About Food (24 items)

• (#11) Alcohol Is Overrated

  From Redditor /u/foxjump121

  Alcohol is overrated and drinking in general is not that fun.

  I personaly think drinking kinda sucks it taste like watered down aloe to me I personally dont like the feeling you get after drinking a lot it's pretty sh*t aswell. I never saw the appeal in drinking but almost every other person goes on about how they're gonna be be drinking all night, sometimes talking about how drunk they'll get and talking about how great it is, am I missing something ?

  And before someone says its about socializing, the people and having fun with your friends I doubt that since I have what could be described as a drunk as a older brother. Hes probably part of the reason I dont see the appeal in it but ive never enjoyed having him and his friends around when they started drinking but absolutely loved them when they where sober and could hold a proper conversation.

  Im trying not to come off as someone saying im holier than thou, this is just something I couldn't understand why its as popular as it is.
• (#14) No Tomatoes In My Burger

  From Redditor /u/hmitch94

  Tomato is terrible in a burger.

  It makes the bread soggy, it’s often cut too thick and it drips everywhere. It only belongs in a burger in the form of sauce. It is a terrible choice for a burger filling. Thanks for reading.
• (#12) Boneless Wings Are Better Than Bone In

  From Redditor /u/cheeziswin

  Boneless wings are better than bone in.

  More meat. Tasty breading. Less likely to be dry and stringy. No worries about cracking a tooth on a bone, or chewing cartilage on accident. It's also more socially acceptable to eat with a fork than regular bone in - you'll look like a lunatic if you put a wing on the end of your fork like that. Which means no sticky, smelly fingers. You'll be free to touch other parts of the table without having to take a wet napkin to your hand every time!

  Overall, though God may not have intended them, boneless wings have no flaws and I shall die on this hill.
• (#22) Cobwebs Are Food

  From Redditor /u/MrBowlfish

  Cobwebs are food.

  I mean why the f*ck not? They're just sitting there.
• (#8) Waffles Are Superior

  From Redditor /u/PM_pics_of_ur_doggo

  Waffles are superior to pancakes in every way.

  Frankly, I don’t know if this unpopular or not, but waffles are so much freaking better than pancakes and it’s not even close. Pancakes are flat little b*st*rds who can’t even hold syrup. Waffles have built in pockets to hold the good uh uh. And have you heard of toaster pancakes? No, because they don’t want to be convenient for you. Waffles know you’re busy, and they’re like hey bud, eat me after a minute in the toaster I got you.

  And does anyone really enjoy going to ihop? I don’t, it’s overpriced and my experience is never consistent. Waffle House on the other hand is cheap, 24 hours, and no matter if I’m in the rich suburbs, the ghetto, or in a beach town, it has the same consistency everywhere. Honestly I can only think of one place where pancakes are good, and that’s McDonald’s. And they’re not even called pancakes, they’re called hot cakes, cause they don’t wanna be associated with trash pancakes.

  And my final point, other forms of waffles are dope, waffle cones are first to come to mind. They don’t have pancake cones because pancakes are floppy and sloppy just like your ex. Waffles even inspired one of the other good foods of America, French fries, into evolving into a superior potato food- waffle fries.
• (#17) Don't Preheat Your Oven

  From Redditor /u/NKgino37

  Preheating the oven is a scam ran by the government to take your money

  Every f*cking time I buy a frozen pizza, I put that sassy b*tch in right when I start the oven. Why? Because I’ve figured it out. That’s right Uncle Sam, I’m onto you.

  The directions for my favorite pizza is to heat the oven to 425F and cook for 15 minutes. My oven takes 14 minutes to preheat. So, this whole cooking process takes about 30 minutes? No way. Not chance in hell, buckaroo. When I shove my pizza in that oven prematurely, I add 3-4 minutes to compensate. This means I wait a total of 18-19 minutes vs 30. And guess what? It tastes f*cking delicious. Ask any of my friends. I cook them frozen pizzas all the time, and they can’t get enough, thanks to my unequivocal superior intelligence. The pizza turns out just fine, and it poses no health threat. Source: I’ve been doing this for 12 years.

  So nice try, Mr. President. I know you want all of us to cook our pizzas for that extra 10 minutes to make us use a little extra electricity. Maybe it isn’t significant if one person cooks their frozen Italian love pie for 10 extra minutes, but you’re a thinker. You’re looking at the grand scheme of things. MILLIONS of people cooking their pizza for 10 minutes extra? I ain’t giving in to that scheme .

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