Random Worst Roommate Horror Stories (20 items)

(#1) The Roommate Who Smeared Blood Everywhere

It's common for roommates to argue about which channel to watch, but it's just a little bit wild when an argument over the remote turns into a call to the police. When these roommates couldn't agree, they not only called the cops, but one of the ladies accused the other of smearing period blood all over the bed. Even worse? That period blood turned out to be the accusing roommate's own! (Seriously, the cops tested it.)
(#15) The Roommate Who Printed All The Subtweets

Can everybody agree to cool it with Twitter and social media in general? The last thing anybody needs is another Montague v. Capulet style beef, similar to the one that broke out at Penn State after some monster printed out all the subtweets her roommate had been posting.

This tweet storm became tangible when everyone in the Penn State dorm got so mad about the tweets and freaked out on the girl who printed them that campus security had to be called. Naturally, everyone online popped some popcorn and enjoyed a passive-aggressive battle for the ages.
(#18) The Roommate Who Refused To Pick Up A Raisin

Roommates are notorious for refusing to clean up after each other. But four girls were especially stubborn. One day a raisin appeared in the middle of their kitchen floor. And it stayed there until the day they finally moved out. No one said a word, they just all silently refused to pick it up.
(#13) The Roommate Who Hoarded Toilet Paper

What's worse: the roommate who doesn't use toilet paper for two and a half weeks or the roommate who hoards the toilet paper (to test the other roommate) for two and a half weeks?
(#14) The Roommate Who Left Grease Everywhere

According to screenwriter, producer, and all-around Twitter champion Craig Mazin, politician Ted Cruz was no peach to room with at college.

Ted would leave a greasy film on everything. My friend Erik dubbed the substance "Cruhz," rhymes with "scuzz." Now there's Cruhz on my TV.
— Craig Mazin (@clmazin) January 10, 2016
(#4) The Roommate Who Poured Spit And Windex In Food

Here's an idea for all you folks that found your roommate on Craigslist, or by some other twist of fate: set up a hidden camera in your kitchen.

You never know if your roommate is going to go full Heathers and pour spit and Windex into your food like Hayley King, a University of South Carolina student who was arrested after her roommates caught her acting oddly.