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(#8) What Cures Cancer?
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city. He is the cancer, and I am the... um... What cures cancer?
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(#24) Step Away From the Orphan
Chief Wiggum: Simpson, step away from the orphan, do not give him any more love. I repeat, do not give him any more love.
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(#9) Catchphrase
Chief Wiggum: I'd never acted before in my life, but, uh, if the sea captain could be in the show, why not me? I've even got a catchphrase. N'yah! Wah! Wah-wah-wah! No, I lost it.
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(#2) Bake 'Em Away, Toys
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake 'em away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, chief?
Chief Wiggum: Do what the kid said.
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(#18) Softball
Umpire: Okay, let's go over the ground rules. You can't leave first until you chug a beer. Any man scoring has to chug a beer. You have to chug a beer at the top of all odd-numbered innings. Oh, and the fourth inning is the beer inning.
Chief Wiggum: Hey, we know how to play softball!
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(#11) That's Implied
Chief Wiggum: I've got everything I need to convict your boy, except for motive, means, and opportunity.
Lou: You also have no evidence.
Chief Wiggum: That's implied.
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Chief Wiggum is a fictional small character in the hit animated sitcom The Simpsons. He is the father of Ralph Wiggum and the husband of Sara Wigum, and the chief of the Springfield Police Department. Chief Wiggum is one of the most interesting characters in The Simpsons, and he is known for his incompetent behavior and absurd remarks on the TV show.
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