Random Best Jobs For Hipsters (19 items)

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  (#2) Artist

  If you're going to sit around and leech off of your parents or your trust fund, you have to do something that could potentially count as a job (or at least a money-making avenue) and there are SO many things that can be called "art", you're bound to come up with something passable.
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  (#18) Waiter

  Synonymous with "Aspiring ___", the waiter does have to interact with people, but generally with snark and disdain.
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  (#10) Food Critic

  It's just another opportunity to talk about things that other people should hate (or, on that rare occasion, love) just as much as the person writing about it does.
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  (#11) Movie Critic

  This is the perfect opportunity for hipsters to tell people they understand a movie you didn't, or hated something you love, or just devote a whole column to saying things loosely related to the movie that don't actually give a critique of the film. 
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  (#19) Janitor

  Given the wardrobe, this is an easy sell. Option A: you're wearing a sweet workshirt with a name badge. Option B: you get to wear whatever you want (because you're cleaning up piss), especially that ironic trucker hat.
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  (#6) Professional Student

  If you never graduate (or graduate enough times), you never have to get a job and become beholden to "the man" and his corporate agenda.

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