Random Creepiest Thing About You, According To Your Zodiac Sign (12 items)

(#5) Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
- Constellation
The human condition needs curing, and you're the perfect sign to do it. You know how to change the world for the better, and you don't need pesky things like empathy to tell you which improvements you should make. It's not your job to think about people and their feelings - you have work to do! You know that the world needs you and your innovative talents, and you don't have time to care about other people's irrational feelings or biases or lives.
You can't afford to coddle everyone who might be hurt in the process of improving society. You have so much to do that you don't have time to explain how it's all going to be for the best. Sometimes, sacrifices have to be made - that's part of innovation. Everyone around you can be as shocked as they want by your clinical disregard for the actual people who comprise the society you're trying to save, but you don't care. They'll get over it. You have work to do. So, so much work to do.
(#4) Gemini (May 21 - June 20)
- Constellation
Your friends know you talk behind their backs, Gemini. Not that you're a bad person - you just can't help letting other people know how you really feel about some of the crazy stuff your loved ones have told you. Unfortunately, you've talked and talked and talked, and now, they all know you'll talk if they confide in you. You know it, too, and you still can't help it.

No matter how hard you try, you simply can't force yourself to be as loyal or honest as you want to be. At least you're charming enough to keep making new friends and replacing the ones who felt too hurt or betrayed to trust you again.
(#3) Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
- Constellation
Cancer, you do so much for the people you love, and though you don't like to admit it, you think you deserve more than they give back. What you probably like to admit even less is the only thing you love more than caring for your loved ones is reveling in your overdeveloped martyr complex. You don't just think you're getting the short end of the stick; you know you are, and that knowledge only strengthens your perception of yourself as the strong, suffering caregiver who soldiers on in the face of mistreatment and ill fortune.

The truth is, Cancer, you are extremely over-invested in knowing that people depend on you, and the satisfaction of being needed only exacerbates your self-perpetuating victim complex.
(#12) Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
- Constellation
What wouldn't you do to get ahead, Capricorn? Your compatriots admire you for your ambition and determination, and you can't imagine a world where those qualities could be a burden to you. It's not that you're wrong (what a ridiculous notion, you're never wrong), but while your fierce focus can carry you far, the same can't be said for those who don't get out of your way fast enough.
Why should that matter to you? After all, they're responsible for their own circumstances, and so are you; you're just doing your best, like anyone else would. Right? You wouldn't care if they went to extreme lengths to come out on top at your expense.You might, but only because they're now between you and your goals - and if you have it your way, which you eventually always do, they won't be there for very long.
(#10) Leo (July 23 - August 22)
- Constellation
You're the best - right, Leo? Wherever you go, the spotlight finds you, and you're hardly complaining. You can't imagine your friends care, since, after all, you're so generous. Well, that's what you like to think about yourself. You're generous, enthusiastic, and fun, so if you compulsively steal the spotlight, it doesn't really matter. If you fuel drama just to feed your thirst for a dramatic life, is it really that bad? Is it really so wrong for you to be the center of attention? Does it really matter how other people feel about it in the long run?

Of course, you'd never say no. You're the generous friend, and you'd never hurt anyone on purpose just to keep all eyes on you... right? Every now and then, you imagine your funeral and how all of your friends will go on and on about how wonderful, magnetic, charming, and generous you were(n't).
(#9) Aries (March 21 - April 19)
- Constellation
There's no getting around this, Aries: you desperately need to attend anger management. You're just as headstrong and opinionated as your fellow fire signs Leo and Sagittarius, but unlike them, your energy and enthusiasm can turn into explosive violence at the drop of a hat. You're a walking time bomb of seething rage, and the more you try to hide it, the more it escapes in unpredictable, volatile mood swings.

Do yourself a favor and invest in a stress ball or a gym membership before you do something you'll really regret.