Random Dumbest Wrestling Costumes (19 items)

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  (#7) Bastion Booger

  Official debut: 1993

  Bastion Booger (real name Mike Shaw) was a WWE superstar in 1993 who's unflattering name was only trumped by his unflattering wrestling attire. An overweight wrestler who's get-up was designed to make him look as unappealing as possible, the "costume" (if you can really call it that) makes him look like he was made of Play-Doh and was being squeezed out of the costume through every opening. 

  You'd think with a name like Booger, he'd PICK a better costume! You heard the phrase "a sight for sore eyes," well Bastion Booger was the sight that gave pro wrestling fans sore eyes! 
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  (#11) Aldo Montoya

  Official debut: 1994

  The Portuguese Man O' War, Aldo Montoya was a wrestler with a strong Portuguese heritage whose nickname was a type of jellyfish, so why wouldn't they put a mask on his face that can best be described as...a jockstrap? 

  Honestly, the WWE had no choice but to put a yellow jockstrap on his face due to those circumstances...right? Poor guy had to wear the jockstrap on his face for almost three years before he went over to ECW and become Justin Credible. 
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  (#6) Mantaur

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  Official debut: 1995

  Half man, half beast, all lame, Mantaur was marketed as a powerful wrestler you didn't want to cross. Unfortunately, the gimmick was a little too far-fetched, and in his WWE debut fans didn't find the fake horns and hoofed boots too intimidating. The man behind the mask, Mike Halac, eventually reinvented himself as the tougher, cooler Tank, but Mantaur definitely left a stain on the early years of his career.
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  (#12) The Goon

  Official debut: 1996

  The Goon's backstory was that he was a hockey player who was banned from every hockey league due to his brutal nature (hence the name The Goon), so, naturally, he turned to professional wrestling. While he may have been a hockey player turned wrestler, his attire didn't turn with the occupational change.

  Still mired in full hockey regalia, The Goon would wrestle in hockey pads, gloves, and jersey, and not to mention his wrestling boots were designed to look like ice skates (which is admittedly a nice touch).

  It was a ridiculous gimmick and the hockey attire with full pads just made him look like he didn't want to get hurt by the wrestlers. 
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  (#3) Battle Kat

  Official debut: 1991

  Using his cat-like reflexes, wrestler Dean Peters would hop into the ring and strut around the squared circle as a fearsome kitty kat. Naturally, crowds weren't too keen on a guy wrestling in a cat mask and Peters was cut from the WWE altogether a few months later. Maybe most wrestling crowds are dog people?
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  (#1) Giant Gonzalez

  Official debut: 1993

  Former WCW star El Gigante debuted in the WWE at the 1993 Royal Rumble as Giant Gonzalez when he interfered during the Royal Rumble match itself and took out The Undertaker. At more than 7 and a half feet tall, he was supposed to have an intimidating presence and look like a formidable foe for 'Taker (and he would have...if not for the weird bodysuit he wore throughout his entire tenure with the company).

  The bodysuit was airbrushed with fake muscles and strategically placed hair, which didn't make him look so much intimidating as it made him look like the world's worst Harry and the Henderson cosplayer. The only thing worse than Giant Gonzalez's costume were his matches with The Undertaker! 

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