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  • Silk Spectre II on Random Impractical Footwear Sported By Superheroes

    (#3) Silk Spectre II

    • Watchmen, Watchmen

    Watchmen is a timeless comic, and as such, the costumes of its heroes don’t always correspond with the era in which the story takes place. That’s especially true for Silk Spectre II, who fights alongside Doctor Manhattan and Nite Owl in a pair of stylish - but not supportive - stilettos.

    Stilettos have long been a trademark of the femme fatale, but they’re really not conducive to running, leaping, or performing spin-kicks - all of which are regular requirements of a non-powered crimefighter. At one point, Laurie Jupiter bolts into a burning building while wearing the kind of footwear that would get her booted off any job site - much to the chagrin of fire marshals everywhere.

  • Emma Frost on Random Impractical Footwear Sported By Superheroes

    (#7) Emma Frost

    • Wolverine and the X-Men, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men: First Class, Generation X, Marvel Universe

    Emma Frost has the unique ability to take the skimpy, male-gaze-intended garb of the stereotypical superheroine and absolutely own it. As one of mutant-kind's resident psychic powerhouses, Frost can get away with her underwear- and corset-heavy wardrobe - and that goes double for her love of thigh-high boots.

    However, in Grant Morrison’s New X-Men - right around the time that Emma switches to a more daring platform heel - it's revealed that Frost has a secondary mutation that can turn her skin to diamond at will. This leads to her actually engaging in the martial side of superheroics a lot more than she did in the past. But she still hasn't made the switch to a more comfortable choice of footwear.

  • Hawkeye on Random Impractical Footwear Sported By Superheroes

    (#14) Hawkeye

    • The Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes, Thor, The Avengers

    With a heavy purple theme, vague allusions to Robin Hood, and an occasional skirt, Hawkeye’s costume has always been full of question marks - and that includes what he chooses to wear on his feet. Clint Barton’s boots have always been a little floppy in nature, but they really reach their peak in Mark Gruenwald's mid-'80s Hawkeye solo comic, in which the Arching Avenger sports some boots he looks to have borrowed from an exotic dancer.

    Hawkeye’s boots fold over themselves to such a degree that he’d almost certainly be tripping over them in any action-packed situation - and Barton has a habit of finding himself in the middle of action-packed situations. As one of the few non-powered Avengers, Hawkeye needs every advantage he can muster - and he definitely doesn't need the disadvantage of impractical footwear.

  • Thor on Random Impractical Footwear Sported By Superheroes

    (#8) Thor

    • Thor: The Dark World, The Incredible Hulk Returns, Thor, Hulk Vs, Thor: Tales of Asgard, Ultimate Avengers 2, The Avengers, Next Avengers: Heroes of Tomorrow, Marvel Universe

    Walt Simonson’s epic run on The Mighty Thor - lasting from 1983-1987 - is rightfully recognized as a formative period for the God of Thunder. Thankfully, not all of the fashion cues laid down by Simonson have stuck around. Under his pen, Thor started sporting a set of armored leggings that were wrapped up in an excessive amount of golden bandaging - and that culminated in the sort of kneepads that could only result in chafing and obstruction.

    Thor's kneecap protectors are so large that he almost has to be portrayed in a powerful stance with his legs spread apart; if he were to be shown in motion, they'd be clanging against one another. It's not a terribly practical piece of equipment, even for an Asgardian - nor is it something a real Viking would ever even consider.

  • Supergirl on Random Impractical Footwear Sported By Superheroes

    (#12) Supergirl

    • Supergirl, Movie 43, DC Universe

    DC Comics' New 52 reboot in 2011 brought about new status quos - and new costumes - for all of the heroes and villains in its catalogue. While most of these changes were well-received, others were not - and Kara Zor-El takes a notable loss in the fashion department.

    In an effort to get away from her traditional skirted look, the New 52 Supergirl combines a bikini bottom with thigh-high boots that inexplicably fail to cover her knees. Though mobility is the presumptive reason for the cutout section, that doesn’t seem like it should be an issue for someone who spends much of her time flying through the air - nor does it seem like it should necessitate leaving her knees completely exposed. These days, the boots have been quietly retired to the back of Kara's closet.

  • Wolverine on Random Impractical Footwear Sported By Superheroes

    (#15) Wolverine

    • X-Men: First Class, Superhero Movie, Hulk Vs, X-Men Origins: Wolverine, X-Men: Days of Future Past, The Wolverine, X-Men, X-Men: The Last Stand, X2, Marvel Universe

    Ever since Wolverine's Marvel Comics debut, his costume has been needlessly pointy - most prominently in the case of his mask, which inexplicably exaggerates his already preposterous hairstyle. For an equally inane reason, Logan's boots often feature a motif similar to his iconic 'do - and some artists choose to take this extraneous fabric to the extreme.

    Following 1993's "Fatal Attractions" crossover - in which Magneto rips the adamantium right from Wolverine's bones - the character spends a portion of time as a feral mutant. During this period, Logan swaps out his mask for a bandana and starts to speak in grunts and growls - and, rather illogically, his knee extensions also grow to ridiculous proportions. It’s hard to imagine Feral Wolverine not constantly tripping over himself.

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Thigh circumference is the horizontal circumference of the thigh through the hip groove point, namely the thigh biggest circumference, by no means the middle thigh circumference. (thigh circumference/height) × 100 indexes and (thigh circumference/thigh length) × 100 index was significantly higher in women than in men. That is, women of the same height have thicker thighs; women have stubby legs and men have longer legs. This is related to gender differences in body fat distribution, with estrogen inhibiting fat accumulation in the abdomen and increasing fat accumulation in the hips and thighs. In addition, women tend to have lower limb muscle mass, which accounts for a higher percentage of total body mass than men.

This random tool generated 15 items, recording the animation of 15 particularly muscular characters in the legs. Do you know anyone in there? Dick Grayson, Tyroc’s White workload Booties, Silk Spectre II, Black Canary, Iron Man, Batgirl, etc.

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