Random Funniest Moments from Spider-Man Comics (15 items)

(#2) I'm Summoning the Spiders

Doesn't it make sense that Spider-Man should be able to control all of the spiders in the world? Or at least carry a bunch of little spiders in his pockets? That's what we would do if we were Spider-Man. This panel comes from one of the most chaotic and truly funny issues of Marvel Adventures: Spider-Man, where the wall crawler has to go head to head with Emma Frost, and a new super villain who may or may not be very good at his job. Also he's apparently never heard of Spider-Man.
(#14) It's Just a Kiss

One variant cover to rule them all. One variant cover to find them. One variant cover to bring them all and in the darkness bind them. But seriously folks, how was this not the main cover of Spidey and the merc with a mouth's 2016 outing? One of the coolest things about all of the covers in this series are the constantly changing logos that act as one more comedic device in the gang's arsenal.
(#13) He Cannot Speak English Good Like We Do

In the '80s, Spider-Man was drafted to help defeat the Juggernaut and save Madam Web (who was in a coma at the time), and even though the spirit is willing, Parker's flesh is weak. Or weaker than Juggernaut's. At least the webhead managed to get some great grammar jokes out. The two comics where Spidey brawls with Juggernaut, Amazing Spider-Man #229 and #230, can be pricey, but if you want to read the story it exists in a hardcover collection of Spider-Man stories from the '80s.
(#1) Some of My Best Friends Are Black

When She-Hulk tells Spider-Man that she can help him get back at J. Jonah Jameson for running his name through the mud in The Daily Bugle, it seems like the simplest court case in the world. All they have to do is show up, embarrass the editor in chief, and hope that no super villains attack during the proceedings.

This panel is great, not just because it shows that Spidey's wit is as sharp as ever, but it proves just how slimy Jameson really is.
(#6) Avengers, Assemble!

When Tony Stark decides to build out The Avengers in order to make the world safer than it already is with the standard team (not to mention Avengers West Coast but whatever), he reaches out to a few guys who should have been on the team a long time ago: Wolverine, Spider-Man, and The Falcon. Tony plays to all of their weaknesses, and if you've ever read a Spider-Man comic you know that Peter's is money.

Not only has he spent his entire life trying to support Aunt May, but depending on what series we're in he's got Mary Jane to think of as well. It's actually kind of crazy that Peter didn't become the world's greatest villain in issue 2 of The Amazing Spider-Man - the money's definitely better.
(#12) Ultron Is Such a Noob

Marvel Adventures is great because the writers have a chance to throw any character that they want into a comic for a one-and-done storyline and it makes for really fun reads. The stories are meant for younger readers, but that shouldn't alienate older readers. Most of the Spider-Man quips feel like they were written by Joss Whedon on a particularly good day, and this burn on Ultron is especially Buffyesque.