Random Hotel Staff Describe the Most Disgusting Guests (19 items)

• (#16) The Case of the Sticky Yellow Trident

  "I used to work part time as [hotel cleaning staff] (I'm a man, so not exactly a maid). Once, I found a sticky, yellow dildo with a smell that will suffocate your soul and scar you for life. It was shaped like a deformed Neptune's trident, with two big poles and a smaller pole, not even half the size of the first two... It was stuck under the mattress, leaving in the middle of it a little sickly green.

  So yeah, f*ck you, Neptune's wife."
• (#9) Golf Resort Hosts Orgy

  "I worked for a small golf resort for several years, and this story still burns a hole in my brain every time I tell it.

  We have these small hotel rooms that contain two beds and a bathroom. I serviced it (fresh towels, etc.) for three days, and everything was normal. On check-out day, six men checked out. I had seen them meet up with their wives/girlfriends (who weren't staying with them) at the front desk as I was clocking in.

  I walk in to the unit after they left, and there was sh*t and blood smeared everywhere -the walls, the sheets, the shower, and even the TV. There were about 20 condoms laying out on the heater attached to the wall. As I was removing the sheets to throw them away, two butt plugs with condoms still on them flopped out on the floor, and one started vibrating. It had to be the most disturbing mess I had to clean up.

  When I notified the front desk manager, he refused to bill them for leaving such a huge mess to clean up saying, 'This is a place where people come to relax. If they want to let loose, then so be it.'

  I was so mad."
• (#17) Janitor Finds Unattended Newborn Babies

  "My brother is a janitor for Holiday Inn and was once called to fix something in a guest's room while they were out. He opened the door and found what appeared to be three newborn children in the bed.

  It turns out the old couple liked reborn dolls so much they took them on holiday and had added "breathing" mechanisms to them, so the chests would rise and fall like real babies. . ."
• (#2) Family Trashes Room During Week Stay

  "My mom was a hotel maid, and I worked with her during the summers. I remember one day she was done early with her rooms, so she came to help me finish up, so we could go home. It's always the last freaking room that takes the cake.

  We walked into the room and were automatically hit with the stench of sh*t and vomit. The people staying there were a family of four and were put up because their apartment had flooded or something. Apparently, they had refused cleaning for the last week and now we knew why.

  The bathtub was filled with garbage. One of the walls was smeared with sh*t. Their two-year-old kid had apparently smeared his own [waste] onto the wall, and they just left it like that and it had dried up. There was a corner with a mountain of diapers. The older kid had gotten sick (probably from living in that filth) and had thrown up everywhere, and I mean everywhere.

  My mom and I refused to clean the room. We asked the manager to come and see. It was so disgusting the family got kicked out of the hotel, and we had to call a cleaning company to get the dry [stuff] out of the wall. Child protective services also came and asked us questions.

  Just a complete sh*t show."
• (#1) Housekeeper Quits Upon Seeing Disgusting Room

  "It was a regular day with a slightly smaller than average schedule of rooms for the day, so I was in a good mood. I had 12 rooms that day. Normally, I'd have 14 to 16.

  So I get to my last room, excited to be close to finishing for the day, and I open the door only to be greeted by a grotesque display of everything that is considered repulsive and dangerous to touch. There were - let's see if I remember this right - used condoms... on the bed accompanied by stains... There was blood all throughout the room - too much blood...

  There were used needles... other random... things: empty pill bottles, broken and unbroken liquor bottles, cigarette butts along with ashes and burn marks, plus tons of trash. 

  Then, the bathroom. There was p*ss everywhere. More blood. Vomit in the tub, in and around the toilet and the ceiling. There was vomit on the ceiling. I nope-d out of the room, called the front desk, and asked them to call the police. The cops came to investigate... the room and probably the people who had rented it and checked out. I left for the day.

  The next day rolls around, and I look at my sheet and see that same room. Confused, I go up to the third floor, and I see the room in the same condition minus the drug stuff. Condoms, vomit, blood, bottles, cigarettes, trash - all still there.

  I call the manager and tell them I'm not doing it. It's a job for a biohazard team. They tell me, "Just get what you can. Wipe everything you can off the surfaces. We'll have a fabric cleaner come in for the rest."

  Nope. I quit. I dealt with small amounts of bodily fluids on a daily basis, and I was fine with it, but that was WAY too much to ask of a 17-year-old kid on minimum wage."
• (#3) Bachelor Party Destroys Room

  "A stag party (bachelor party) was staying in the hotel I work in, and they got ridiculously drunk one night before retiring to their rooms. The next day after they checked out, we went in to their room only to be greeted by the foulest smell I've ever experienced. Upon entering, we discovered that the two guys sharing one room had not only vomited, but had sh*t everywhere in this room. All over the beds, the floor, in the bin - some of it was even smeared on the walls.

  I can only imagine that they were so intoxicated that they lost all control of their bodily functions. No wonder they checked out so hastily.

  In conclusion, that room had to be completely refurbished - new beds, new carpet, new paint on the walls. It was weeks before it was usable again. Needless to say, the culprits were contacted and made to pay the cost of damages as they'd obviously tried to escape without blame."

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