Random Nerdy Fictional Villains You Would Be Based On Your Zodiac (12 items)

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  (#4) Dracula

  Dracula is such an emotional vampire, just like Cancers. He pretends like he's making decisions for the benefit of those he loves, Mina Harker for example, but he's really just trying to carry out some bizarre plan where he gets to be happy despite the fact that his happiness is actually going to hurt those around him. 

  Dracula, like Cancers, lacks patience and therefore has a tendency to make selfish decisions. Though most Cancers are often sentimental about their friendships, they can also fall into self-pity given the right circumstances. These traits are not inherently harmful, but they become especially questionable when applied to a creature of the night. 
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  (#2) Lex Luthor

  • Smallville, Superman: Brainiac Attacks, Batman vs. Superman, Superman, Superman/Batman: Public Enemies, Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, Superman: Doomsday, Superman II, Superman IV: The Quest For Peace, Superman Returns, All-Star Superman, The Batman Superman Movie: World's Finest, Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut, DC Universe

  A Tauruses greatest enemy is change. Though they are excellent problem solvers and great to have around in a crisis, the idea of transition can send them spiraling. There is no villain more understanding of this fear than Lex Luthor.

  When Superman's presence on Earth is revealed, Luthor's world is shaken. Though Superman's motives are clearly for the good of Metropolis, Luthor doesn't see it that way and takes it upon himself to "save" his city - and even his planet - from the possible negative implications of the extraterrestrial power. 
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  (#6) Hans Gruber

  • Die Hard, Die Hard with a Vengeance

  The only thing that can bring down Hans Gruber is the thing he didn't plan for, John McClane. Gruber is the ultimate Virgo. He hems and haws over a plan until it's perfect, and then he plans the fallout just in case. Structure and logic are what drive this villain, and they're also what make him precarious. 

  Gruber's meticulous attention to detail is what allows him to almost escape from Nakatomi Plaza with $640 million in bearer bonds, and is also an identifying trait for Virgos who have a tendency to be analytical when it comes to matters of emotion, skill, and practicum. 
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  (#10) Capricorn (December 22 - January 19): The Plague

  The Plague from Hackers holds no allegiances to anyone other than himself. He may be working for the Ellingson Mineral Company, but he's in business for himself. Like every Capricorn, The Plague is in it to win it, and he's not bringing anyone to the top with him. If you get in his way, he'll do everything he can to keep you pinned down. 

  Even when Zero Cool puts his crew of hackers together to defeat Plague, the Capricorniest of villains still thinks he can take them on all by himself. His determination to succeed on his own is why Capricorns can relate to him above anyone else. 
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  (#3) Loki

  • Thor: The Dark World, Thor, The Avengers, Thor: Tales of Asgard, Hulk Vs, Marvel Universe

  As many times as he's helped his brother save the galaxy, Loki's status as a Marvel villain is questionable. He does, however, try to conquer Earth, end Agent Phil Coulson, and trick his brother into believing false promises more times than we can count. He's the ultimate anti-hero, and also the ultimate Gemini.

  Even when he's using his powers to make all of Asgard think he's actually Odin, Loki can't help but drop the ruse the moment he's caught. Loki, like a Gemini, is two-sided. He is charming in his villainy, but also honest when it counts, and can switch from bad guy to hero at the drop of a hat. 
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  (#9) Apocalypse

  • Marvel Universe

  If you're a Sagittarius, then you have a natural tendency to take charge and provide existential guidance. This can be great if you're in a position to lead, at the heart of a terrible crisis, or working in a hectic office environment. But if you're a supervillain, then your mortal enemies are pretty much done for. 

  Apocalypse, one of the most powerful villains in the Marvel universe, does what every Sagittarius does and provides an incentive to his followers to carry out his dirty deeds for him. Even though he could blast the X-Men out of existence himself, he prefers to use his hold over others to get the job done. 

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