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(#13) Gotta Make The Crazy Train
From ratinthecellar:
I pulled a guy over once that said as soon as I walked up "I know I know I was going too fast, but 'Crazy Train' was on and it makes me!" I let him go with a warning.
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(#8) Animal Improvisation Can Save You A Pretty Penny
From Redditor/u/jtm1994:
I had my dog in the car. He was about 10 at the time and, being a black dog, he looked real old because of his gray-on-black coloring. Got pulled up for speeding and as the cop came to my window I frantically looked around the car for an excuse and decided on Ben.
I lowered my window and tried to put on my best panicky voice and started a rant about how I was taking Ben to the vet and it was an emergency situation because he was sick. As I was telling my lie, on cue, Ben actually began vomiting white stuff in the back of my car. The cop obviously thought I was telling the truth then, so they let me go and wished us luck. Really though, Ben being a Labrador, had eaten a whole bag of milk powder that morning and was fine afterward. He actually ate the vomit back up so it wasn't even hard to clean. I am forever indebted to that dog.
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(#4) Be Extra Cooperative
From Redditor/u/ifeelyabrah:
I didn't make up a story. I said something along the lines of "I know I went over the speed limit, It's my fault, I understand the risks of speeding, and I have no excuse. Just hand me my ticket, I'll pay whatever needs to be paid, and we can be on our way." He stopped writing, scratched his head, got back in his car, and just drove off. I like to think maybe he had a bad day dealing with other crazy drivers, and I happened to be the most cooperative one.
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(#17) Razzle Dazzle Them With Magic
From Redditor/u/HangEmHigh89:
I always keep a deck of cards in my car. Do a magic trick or ask him/her to pick a card and you will guess what it is. If they are willing to go along with the trick, then you will most likely get out with warning, assuming you didn't just run someone over.
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(#15) Happy (Upcoming) Birthday!
From Redditor/u/Whirlybear:
I pretty much look for any excuse to not give someone a ticket.
I didn't write someone a ticket a while back because their birthday was a few weeks away.
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(#1) Dress For Success
From/u/bradycarlson:
I had a friend who wore a "Support Your Local Law Enforcement" t-shirt every time he drove on the highway to/from college. Got a zillion warnings, zero tickets.
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In any city, especially busy cities with daily traffic jams, the worst driving experience is not even traffic jams, but parking. No matter where you are driving or parking, you need to be very careful, because you can't predict when you will get a traffic ticket. Tickets usually arrive without warning, which can be even more painful if you are not prepared. In order to avoid falling into a crisis of loss or bankruptcy, you need to learn some skills on how to get rid of a ticket.
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