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    To get chocolate milk. 

    Why Did The Blonde Buy A Brown Cow?

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    To get chocolate milk. 

    The calf-eteria. 

    Where Do Cows Go For Lunch?

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    The calf-eteria. 

    It's pasture bedtime. 

    What Did The Mama Cow Say To The Baby Cow?

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    It's pasture bedtime. 

    An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. 

    What Do You Get When You Cross An Angry Sheep And A Moody Cow?

    [ranking: 4]
    An animal that's in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. 

    To get to the udder side. 

    Why Did The Cow Cross The Road?

    [ranking: 5]
    To get to the udder side. 

    Because the cow has the utter. 

    WHy Does A Milking Stool Only Have 3 Legs?

    [ranking: 6]
    Because the cow has the utter. 

    A bulldozer

    What Do You Call A Sleeping Bull?

    [ranking: 7]
    A bulldozer

    laughing stock

    What Do You Call Cattle With A Sense Of Humor?

    [ranking: 8]
    laughing stock

    It goes in one ear and out the udder! 

    What Happens When You Talk To A Cow?

    [ranking: 9]
    It goes in one ear and out the udder! 

    Camooflauged. 

    What Do You Call A Cow You Can't See?

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    Camooflauged. 

    A lawn moo-er. 

    What Do You Call A Cow Who Works For A Gardener?

    [ranking: 11]
    A lawn moo-er. 

    Because farmers milk them dry 

    Why Don't Cows Have Any Money?

    [ranking: 12]
    Because farmers milk them dry 

    Hay fever!

    What Do Cows Get When They're Sick?

    [ranking: 13]
    Hay fever!

    It flies through udder space! 

    How Does A Cow Get To The Moon?

    [ranking: 14]
    It flies through udder space! 

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