'She Just Turned 13'
[ranking: 1]
From Redditor /u/SPDSKTR:
About two years ago, I had traveled out of town to go visit a job site my company was contracted for and wanted to enjoy a nice treat: Steak 'N Shake. [...] I had just ordered my food and I suddenly begin overhearing the conversation taking place behind me. The voices sounded older?? late 50s, maybe early 60s.
Man 1: Oh! I forgot to tell you I talked to Jenny [not exact name] the other day!
Man 2: Sweet! How's she doing? How's her daughter?
Man 1: She's great, man. Her daughter is as beautiful as ever.
Man 2: Good deal. I remember her daughter used to be SMOKING hot. I wish I could [censored, for the sake of my sanity] before the school boys get to it!
Man 1: Oh, you and me both!
Man 2: How old is she now?
Man 1: She just turned 13.
TFW Your Roommates Want To Get You
[ranking: 2]
Previously from AK-Grosskopf on Quora:
I was sitting in my room quietly working on homework (I was in college at the time) and overheard two men (one of whom lived in the room next to me) calmly discussing the best way to [sexually overpower] me. It was 10am and they were already drinking beer. They were discussing tactics like drugging my food or drink, or physically overpowering me on my way to the bathroom, either very early or late when no one would be awake to hear me scream.
They then started discussing the vile things they wanted to do, mostly involving [harming] me in vicious and inventive ways.
Seriously, Call the Police
[ranking: 3]
Previously from Alix Weich Dahlen on Quora:
A guy I was standing near in the bar: "You know, the simple fact of the matter is, I could easily drug and [sexually overpower] any of these chicks. Most of them I wouldn't even have to drug, because I'm obviously stronger."
His friend: "That's one hundred percent fact. Hell, I'd help if she turned out the be a fighter. You know that."
I could pretend they were having a hypothetical discussion about women's safety issues, if it wasn't for that second guy's reply.
The Mind Eraser
[ranking: 4]
From Martyn V. Halm on Quora:
When I was a bartender, I could overhear quite a few conversations. The most unnerving came when I saw a man hand another man a small brown container with a white cap. I only overheard snippets:
"?? won't remember anything."
"Even from what happened before. Total eraser."
"?? do it again and again."
"??. get blackouts. You don't know what kind of damage that does."
"?? pass out? I'm not a necrophiliac."
"No, they participate all right??"
Father Knows Best
[ranking: 5]
From Tillman Huett-Lassman on Quora:
A father is talking about his two daughters age 6 and 9.
Him: Yeah she has a body like a boy now but once she gets older, I'm sure she'll have a sexy body.
Everyone in the room: err
Him: Just like her mom, you know. I know if I was a boy their age that I would be trying to be really close friends with them.
If You See Something, Say Something
[ranking: 6]
From Redditor /u/howisthisnottaken:
At Starbucks in a pretty affluent area. Two soccer moms are having a conversation about mom #1's 12-year-old son [inappropriately touching] his sister who sounded close in age. It was graphic and detailed about what he did and what they were doing to stop it. They were talking in normal tones and not even being remotely secretive about this.
No, I didn't call the cops. No one is going to believe a poor kid over rich soccer moms anyway.
This Is Why You Shouldn't Learn Russian
[ranking: 7]
From former Redditor:
I speak a small amount of Russian. Not enough to get me through a conversation but after watching a bunch of videos and trying to learn the language, I can understand a fair amount more than I can speak. I was in Toronto walking down the road and there were two guys, Russian, sitting and talking in Russian at a table. I overheard 4 words.
Dead, body, murder, and what was essentially dispose. I turned pale and got the f*ck out of there.
Age Of Consent
[ranking: 8]
From Emile Myburgh on Quora:
While having breakfast one morning in 2015, at a pousada somewhere in the Northeast of Brazil, I overheard the British owner say the following to some of his friends:
"So in terms of the new law, even if the boy consents or seduces you, YOU can still be charged [...] if he was underage."
Time To Put On Your Invisibility Cloak
[ranking: 9]
From Redditor /u/ahylianhero:
I use[d] to work at a Honda factory in Alabama and they get a lot of workers in from temp agencies, so you tend to get a lot of weird ones. As I'm walking back from my lunch break, I pass two guys and accidentally overhear, 'I just want to impregnate the first thing I see.'
My only thoughts were, 'Don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact, don't make eye contact.'"
The Curse Of The Homeless Man At In-N-Out
[ranking: 10]
From Redditor /u/Rabbi_Koufax:
When I was at In-N-Out at 1am having your average post-drinking midnight meal, there was a homeless guy in the corner, quite dirty and obviously trying to subtly eat some leftovers someone left because he was hungry. Some drunk frat bros were making fun of him, telling him to go back to his hole and other insults. After a few minutes of this, the homeless guy got up, stood on his table, and literally put a curse on them.
I forget his exact wording because the scene was so shocking and I couldn't believe what I was seeing/hearing, but it was something to the effect of 'I hereby curse you never to father healthy children and to die a painful death without love in the next year. You will be tortured by Satan for all eternity I swear it.' The employees called the cops and the homeless dude left.
'Baby Rabies'
[ranking: 11]
From former Redditor:
I was in a PATH train car with about 10 or 11 businesswomen. All middle-aged. All looking pretty damn professional. Eight or 9 of them looked pretty damn sexy (if I do say so myself). They were going on about how to trick men into getting them pregnant.
Not even to trap them in a relationship. They just had the baby rabies. Like they left a convention or something. I made eye contact with another dude on the train. I'm pretty sure we were thinking the same damn thing.
You've Got To Think Out Your Vigorous Intimate Encounters
[ranking: 12]
From Dushka Zapata on Quora:
Two guys are talking next to me at a restaurant.
Guy 1: Dude, how do you decide if you take her to her place or your place?
Guy 2: It depends on how rough I want [it] to get.
Guy 1: What do you mean?
Guy 2: Well, if I get rough and we're at her place, she kicks me out and I have to go home in the middle of the night. If we're at my place, the girl can leave and I'm already in bed.
'Everyone's Gonna Die'
[ranking: 13]
From Redditor /u/JaggedJack:
'Send the money back to Jamaica or everyone's gonna die!'
I was waiting at a bus stop when a woman walked past me, screaming this into her phone. I'd very much like to find out if they sent the money back.
Time To Stop Going To BK
[ranking: 14]
From former Redditor:
At Burger King one day, 'And they found her dead in the river?. . . Who pulled her out?. . . Oh, she was murdered?' It was a guy talking very loudly on his cell phone. There was an audible sigh of relief when he left.
Stab You In The Eye With A Fork
[ranking: 15]
From Redditor /u/solaritybusk:
Sitting in my back yard, I once heard the neighbor girl yell at her little sister: 'I will take a fork and stab your eye and pluck it out!'
The little sister started giggling.
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