Random Creepiest Things Little Kids Have Ever Saidreport

Daddy, You [Perished] Yet?

[ranking: 22]
I'm minding my own business working in the garage and the door creaks open, and my 2-year-old son pops his head out and says: "Daddy, you [perished] yet?" "No...?" Then he squints and slowly closes the door. For some reason my wife thought it was hilarious.
/u/soundboy4

Remember That Time We [Perished]?

[ranking: 18]
"Daddy, remember that time we [perished]?"
/u/CtrlShiftZ

Where The Scary Girl Lives

[ranking: 11]
Babysitting my nephew, he was around 4 or so. Me: "Will you go get the cup from the living room?" Him: "No. I don't go in the living room." Me: "Why?" Him: "That's where the fireplace is." Me: "So?" Him: "That's were the scary girl lives." Me: "Well, I guess I don't [want to] go in there either."
/u/level1biscuit

I Want To Cut Your Head Off

[ranking: 19]
A friend of mine's child told him, "Daddy, I love you so much that I want to cut your head off and carry it around so I can see your face whenever I want."
/u/GatorMcGovern

Why Does That Man Have A Knife?

[ranking: 1]
When my son was about 4 or 5, we were in the toilet before his bedtime and he was brushing his teeth, and he dropped his tooth brush and I picked it up for him and when my eyes met him he just stared at me and said, "Dad, why does that man have a knife?" and pointed behind me. Quickest 180 I've ever ... done.
/u/benswargle

Why Don't You Just Set Her On Fire?

[ranking: 29]
So my mother-in-law and I were talking about her cat and how it needed to be put down because of how sick she is. My son walks up an says, "Why don't you just set her on fire?" After a serious talk, it came out that's how he thought cremation worked. He didn't realize the person/animal needed to be [deceased] already and there was a special process.
/u/Jeninatx

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Kids are known for saying outlandish things. They'll ask about a giant zit on your nose or why your sunburned face is so red. They're blunt, and they make no apologies for it. Those are some of the best moments in life.

And then there are the worst moments: the terrifying, creepy words uttered by children with total sincerity. These are those chilling, scary moments where kids say something startlingly creepy, as retold on Reddit by the nervous parents who heard them.

They are not only horrifying, but they will also make you reconsider ever telling your children there aren't ghosts in their closet (because there actually might be). What is it that these creepy children know that we don't? Can they see something we can't? Are they just more willing to reveal their scary fantasies? Do they even understand what they are saying?

After reading this list of the creepiest children and the scariest things they've said, you'll understand why your daughter wants to sleep with the lights on and why your son seriously doesn't want to sleep on his own. We'd tell you you're being silly, and that everything is going to be fine, and the monsters won't get you because you're safe, but actually, we don't believe any of that.

So take a look, and vote up the creepiest quotes out of a child's mouth.

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