Where Do Spaghetti And Sauce Go To Dance?
[ranking: 1]
The Meat Ball
What Did The Hot Dog Say After The Race?
[ranking: 2]
I'm the wiener.
How Did The Telephone Propose To His Girlfriend?
[ranking: 3]
He gave her a ring.
What Kind Of Band Plays Snappy Music?
[ranking: 4]
A Rubber Band.
What's The Hardest Thing About Learning To Ride A Bike?
[ranking: 5]
The Pavement.
What Are The Smartest Animals?
[ranking: 6]
Fish, because they stay in schools.
What Did Mr. And Mrs. Hamburger Name Their Daughter?
[ranking: 7]
Patty.
How Does A Computer Catch Fish?
[ranking: 8]
With its internet.
Why Do Owls Always Get Invited To Bird Parties?
[ranking: 9]
They're such a hoot.
What Does One Iceicle Say To The Other Iceicle Before Leaving?
[ranking: 10]
Bye-cycle (Bicycle)
Why Didn't The Cashier Laugh At Emily's Joke?
[ranking: 11]
It didn't make cents.
How Many Apples Grow On A Tree?
[ranking: 12]
All of them.
Where Does The Dog Hate To Shop?
[ranking: 13]
At the flea market.
What Do Pigs And Ink Have In Common?
[ranking: 14]
They both go in a pen.
What's The Best Side Of The House To Put The Porch On?
[ranking: 15]
The outside.
What Do You Get From A Pampered Cow?
[ranking: 16]
Spoiled milk.
What Can You Steal And Not Get In Trouble?
[ranking: 17]
2nd Base.
Where Does An Elephant Store Its Suitcase?
[ranking: 18]
In its trunk.
How Do Pigs Talk?
[ranking: 19]
Swine language.
Why Didn't The Hockey Player Want To Pay For Dinner?
[ranking: 20]
He was a cheapskate.
Why Do Most Fish Live In Salt Water?
[ranking: 21]
Because they're allergic to pepper.
What Crew Mans A Haunted Ship?
[ranking: 22]
A skeleton crew.
Why Does A Quarter Flip Higher Than Other Coins?
[ranking: 23]
It has an eagle on it.
How Does Thread Get To School?
[ranking: 24]
A spool bus.
Why Was The Colt Laughing?
[ranking: 25]
He was a little horse.
What Was The Musician's Favorite Pastry?
[ranking: 26]
A drumroll.
What Was The Golf Club's Favorite Drink?
[ranking: 27]
Tee (Tea)
What Did The Fish Name His Kid?
[ranking: 28]
Gill.
How Did Melanie Improve Her Hearing?
[ranking: 29]
She ate an ear of corn.
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