Random Most Hilariously Inaccurate Police Sketches of All Timereport

This Pretty Line Drawing

[ranking: 1]




A Super Violent Crime Committed by Doug Funnie

[ranking: 2]
Hair plugs? Check. Cartoon nose? Check. Jaw wired shut? Maybe!



I Love That The Artists Feel the Need to Sign Their Work

[ranking: 3]




NAILED It on the Nose. Good Thing They Used Graphing Paper.

[ranking: 4]
This is the police sketch of a murder suspect in Bolivia, who apparently has no ears at all!



This X-Files Villain

[ranking: 5]




That One Time Daft Punk Robbed a Bank

[ranking: 6]
The sketch released by The Royal Thai Police after eyewitnesses described him. 



Lurch from the Addams Family Robs a House or Something

[ranking: 7]
This robbery suspect kidnapped a 300 pound high school football player and made him drive around for four hours. For some reason.



This Guy Who Tried to Look Super Tough, But Was Drawn as an Adorable Sesame Street Version of Himself

[ranking: 8]




MacCauley Culkin Now

[ranking: 9]




This Guy Who Was Probably Just Described as 'Ninja'

[ranking: 10]
Most descriptive sketch ever, this guy was probably caught immediately.



This Owl Person, or Owl Superhero, Living Among Us

[ranking: 11]
That hairline, tho.



Faceless Man or Vengeful Egg? You Decide!

[ranking: 12]




Crackhead Steve Buscemi

[ranking: 13]




This Is the Real Teen Wolf

[ranking: 14]
Hide your wife, hide your kids because there's a teen wolf on the loose in the state of Virginia!



If This Guy's Got No Eyes, Then Why Does He Need Those Glasses?

[ranking: 15]
Police in Scotland were looking for this man, but he certainly wasn't looking for them!



This Woman Dressed As a Man with a Lot of Contempt For You

[ranking: 16]
This murder suspect is allegedly a woman who was disguised as a man. Meaning, she put on that wig and thought: "NAILED IT!"



Oh You Know, Cabbage Head. Good Ol' Cabbage Head.

[ranking: 17]
Authorities blamed the color of this perp's blonde hair on a technical issue. However, it's safe to assume that Cabbage Head is out to get us all. Classic Cabbage Head!



This Neck-Cape-Wearing Public Flasher

[ranking: 18]
So there was once a cape wearing mustachio'd public flasher on the loose? That probably should have been bigger news.



Next up on the Cartoon Network...

[ranking: 19]
Is this a real life suspect or a character on The Boondocks?

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