Random Things People Lie About Most Oftenreport

I'm Fine

[ranking: 1]
// I could be any number of these things: angry, disappointed, sad, tired...or maybe I'm fine.



I'm 5 Minutes Away

[ranking: 2]
// I haven't left yet. 



I Love It!

[ranking: 3]
// if I keep saying that maybe you won't notice I'm lying. 



I Gotta Go

[ranking: 4]




I'm Busy that Day

[ranking: 5]
// Busy watching TV.



Just Kidding

[ranking: 6]
I Can Say Anything I Feel Like Saying and Not Get In Trouble



Yeah, I'm Listening

[ranking: 7]
// I haven't heard a word.



My Phone Died

[ranking: 8]
// I'm screening your calls. 



I Will Call You Later

[ranking: 9]
// or you know, never.



There Was Really Bad Traffic

[ranking: 10]
// I didn't leave my house on time and am going to use traffic to cover my tracks. 



Don't worry, it's okay.

[ranking: 11]
it's not okay and you should feel awful



It's Really Good to See You

[ranking: 12]
// I am polite in social situations. 



Oh Yeah...That Makes Sense!

[ranking: 13]
// I feel stupid.



I'm Sorry

[ranking: 14]




I Totally Forgot to Do That Thing You Asked Me to Do

[ranking: 15]
// I did not expect to get called out about this. 



I Think There Is Something Wrong With My Phone

[ranking: 16]
// There is nothing wrong with my phone. 



It Wasn't Me

[ranking: 17]




Let's Keep in Touch

[ranking: 18]
// You'll never hear from me. 



Oh Yeah, I Remember You

[ranking: 19]
// I have no idea who this person is.



"I've Been Swamped Lately."

[ranking: 20]
// I haven't made time for you. 



It's Not You, It's Me

[ranking: 21]
It's You.



I Called You Back!

[ranking: 22]
// I totally forgot to call you back.



I'm Happy to Help You

[ranking: 23]
// this is the worst.



This Is Delicious!

[ranking: 24]
// what'd you say this is again?



I Wasnt Sleeping

[ranking: 25]




That Was Funny

[ranking: 26]
// If it was actually funny, I'd be laughing.



What a Cute Baby!

[ranking: 27]




Oh, It Was You? I Didn't Even See You There...

[ranking: 28]
...or heard it when you screamed hello.. *ignore*



I Thought I Responded to Your Email!

[ranking: 29]
// I did not expect you to ask about that.  



This Was the First Time It Happened......

[ranking: 30]




You Look Great in That Outfit!

[ranking: 31]
// You look okay, at best. 



Oh, You Gained Weight? I Can't Tell.

[ranking: 32]
// Don't make this awkward for the both of us. 



I Wasn't Checking Him/Her Out!

[ranking: 33]
// I did not mean for you to see me. 



Studying

[ranking: 34]




No Officer, I Do Not Know Why You Pulled Me Over.

[ranking: 35]
// I'm not going to give you any fodder here. 



I Weigh ___ Lbs.

[ranking: 36]
// I conveniently haven't weighed myself since high school. 



Your Breaking Up I'll Call You Back.

[ranking: 37]




That Was My Last Piece of Gum

[ranking: 38]
// not sharing. 



Would love to have you come to stay for the weekend, but we've already made plans.

[ranking: 39]
// ...to catch up on "House of Cards."



Size Doesn't Matter!

[ranking: 40]
// Except kind of.



No I Think Their Cute

[ranking: 41]




I Love My Job!

[ranking: 42]
// I hate my job.



I've Only Slept with __ People.

[ranking: 43]
// I'm either vastly lowballing you or inflating this number. 



I'm More Than Qualified for This Position

[ranking: 44]
// According to my padded resume, at least. 



What a Cute Baby!

[ranking: 45]




I don't have a crush on you

[ranking: 46]




That New Pop Song is Sooo Bad.

[ranking: 47]
// There is no way you heard me singing along to that song in my car earlier, right?



All This Was On Sale. I Saved So Much!

[ranking: 48]
After husband finding hidden stash of newly purchased clothes and shoes



We're Just Friends.

[ranking: 49]
// that make out sometimes. And other stuff.



This Has Never Happened Before It Must Be You.

[ranking: 50]




I'm Not Sad

[ranking: 51]




I Have Soooo Much Homework

[ranking: 52]
// I have a lot of "Game of Thrones" episodes to catch up on tonight. 



I Really Did Study for That Test...i Dont Know What Happened

[ranking: 53]




Sorry but I'm Allergic.

[ranking: 54]




I'll Pull Out

[ranking: 55]
// oops.



Lets Go Out for One Drink.

[ranking: 56]




I Am _____ Years Old.

[ranking: 57]
// 21, 29, 35 



I Don't Mind Listening to the Story of Your Life.

[ranking: 58]




I Don't Care About Money

[ranking: 59]




I Don't Care About Looks

[ranking: 60]




I Love That Movie!

[ranking: 61]
// Never saw it.



Love Your Perfume

[ranking: 62]




New Phone, Who Dis?

[ranking: 63]




You Dont Look Fat in That Dress

[ranking: 64]




The Check Is in the Mail

[ranking: 65]




I'm Over Him

[ranking: 66]




I Didn't Say Anything to Anybody About You

[ranking: 67]




I Love That Book!

[ranking: 68]
// Never read it. Damnit.



i thought i hit send

[ranking: 69]




I Dont Pick My Nose

[ranking: 70]




I Had Like 20 Shots Last Night.

[ranking: 71]
// Okay like 5, but I stopped counting. 



I Don't Watch TV

[ranking: 72]




I Quit Smoking.

[ranking: 73]
// In public view. 



If Anything, I'm Too Detailed Oriented

[ranking: 74]
// Is that even a thing? 



I Feel Sleepy

[ranking: 75]




Don't worry, I'm coming.

[ranking: 76]




"Me? Oh, I'm 29!"

[ranking: 77]




I'm Over Her

[ranking: 78]




I Was Super Popular in High School

[ranking: 79]
// I just don't keep in touch with anyone. 



I Make (Insert Inflated Number Here) a Year.

[ranking: 80]
// there's very little chance you'll find out, so I'll just stretch this one. 



I Love That Band, but I Mostly Know Their Early Stuff.

[ranking: 81]
// Hopefully this will stop you from prying any further. 



I Love Watching Sports!

[ranking: 82]
// I mean, like, the concept of watching sports.



I Speak 2 Languages

[ranking: 83]
// Do. Not.



I'm Great at Snowboarding!

[ranking: 84]
// You have no way of knowing that I'm lying, do you?



I Have a Twin!

[ranking: 85]

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