Random Casino Employees and Games Dealers Describe Their Wildest Experiences At Table (19 items)

• (#2) Not Everyone Uses The Toilet Facilities

  From Redditor /u/mc8675309:

  A gentleman at a poker table in the five seat unzipped his pants and urinated on the dealer.

  I never caught the signal the dealer used but it was effective as all the guys who normally collect boxes from the tables show up out of nowhere and removed him from the table like they were taking out the trash.

  Table broke up so they could clean, dealer showered and put on a new uniform and I saw her on the floor again a few hours later.
• (#4) Losing A Shoe Might Be More Sinister Than It Sounds

  From Redditor /u/x0tt:

  I was pit boss at the time. A lady playing baccarat starts complaining that one of her shoes is missing, she's slipped them off while playing and now can't find one of them. So we call surveillance to see if they might find what has happened to it. Shortly afterwards, a security guard brings back the shoe in a plastic bag.

  Some weird guy had noticed a ladies shoe on the floor, surreptitiously kicked it all the way to the bathroom and was eventually caught pleasuring himself with his penis inside her shoe f*****g it.

  She didn't wear the shoe home.
• (#8) The Dealers Actually Want You To Win

  From Redditor /u/pan0ramic:

  90% of the time the dealer is hoping that you win so that they'll get a tip. The other 10% of the time they want you to lose either because you're the last person on their table so they can get a break or you're a d**k. Note: there is no profit sharing in casinos so dealers don't get anything no matter how much money they bring in.
• (#5) Not The Recommended Filling For A Hot Tub

  From Redditor /u/LeeMayMarie:

  Once walked into a room to pick up and there was a rather larger man passed out on the bed cuffed to it with pink fuzzy cuffs and a corset with hot pink booty shorts while another man was passed out in the tub filled with Cheetos.
• (#19) Players Won’t Move From Their Machine For Anything

  From Redditor /u/parasocks:

  I saw a lady lying on the floor dead at Caesar's Palace, paramedics standing around doing nothing - so she was dead. She was playing slots.

  Think the corpse on the floor swayed the next lady over to leave her machine?
• (#17) Tables Can Be Messy Places To Sit

  From Redditor /u/Clerk57:

  I've posted this before, but as a Security officer, never sit in a chair that has been leaned against the wall or covered in a garbage bag. Odds are someone has either p*ssed themselves, s**t themselves, or thrown up on themselves while sitting in that chair. You'd be amazed how many times that actually happens.

  The unreal part is, 99% of the time, we as security have to force them to get up and go clean themselves. Why won't they get up? The next slot spin was the winner.

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