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Random Jokes Retail Workers Are Tired Of Hearing

  • (#1) The 'It Must Be Free' One

    From Redditor /u/Larry2Thumbs:

    "No price tag, so it's free today, right?"

  • (#17) The One About The Paper Clip

    From Redditor /u/RPShep:

    I used to work at an art store. We had a display near the front with giant paper clips. At least once a day, someone would pick one up and say, "Now that's a paperclip." It was almost always even with the exact same inflection.

    It wasn't even funny the first time. It was [torment] after working there a year.

  • (#6) The One About Demanding A Winning Ticket

    From Redditor /u/kaisawheel:

    Working at a convenience store and selling a lotto ticket: "Make sure it's a winner!"

  • (#13) The One About Refusing To Show ID

    From Redditor /u/RadioactiveWalrus:

    [Me:] Can I see your ID, please?

    [Customer:] No, hahaha.

    [Me:] Okay (starting to put item back [on] the shelf).

    [Customer:] Wait, I was just kidding!

    You're not funny, you're wasting my time, and other customers' time, and I don't give a sh*t if you get your cheap vodka or not.

  • (#5) The 'Working Hard Or Hardly Working' One

    From Redditor /u/gabbiblack:

    The “[Are you] working hard or hardly working?” joke...

    [I]t’s a guaranteed eye roll.

  • (#10) The One About Not Wanting To Sign Up For Another Rewards Card

    From Redditor /u/Jedi_Knight19:

    Part of my job is to get customers to sign up for our store credit card during the 30 seconds I see them at checkout. The amount of times I've heard, "My husband/wife would kill me if I came home with another credit card," is really annoying.

    Just say "no." I don't need any details outside of that.

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Almost all people who work in the retail industry suffer under the "jokes" of customers. Some absurd guests don't have the clearest concept of comedy or what employees like to hear at work. The most tiring thing for retail staff is often not busywork, bad products or high prices, but ridiculous jokes by customers that are wasting their time.

Sometimes customers may think they have a sense of humor. However, for busy retail workers, these jokes will be very speechless or even annoying. The random tool lists 19 jokes that retail workers do not want to hear at work anymore.

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